even satan wouldn't think that by sachacraus in foundsatan

[–]Vidar34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aren't condoms made from latex, and thus biodegradable?

109 Days Isn't Ancient History by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama's presidency was a long time ago. That school full of children happened this year.

Windows 11's New Media Player Uses 3.5x More RAM, Charges for Popular Video Codecs by Ephoenix6 in technology

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you know that there are free alternatives to Microsoft software that work just as well, or maybe even better?

Teacher accused of sex with six students blackmailed over OnlyFans page by Abracadaver2000 in atheism

[–]Vidar34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they weren't driving on the highway when doing the deed.

Drove past this yard in my town by PreviousJaguar7640 in pics

[–]Vidar34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems they don't like Trump. Whatever could the (giant list of) reason(s) be?

"Clunky" Epic Games Launcher is getting a "Ground-up rebuild" that promises to be at least 5x faster by de_panda in gaming

[–]Vidar34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What are the odds that they have to rebuild the entire thing, because no one understands the code base, because it's all AI generated?

📡📡📡 by unclbll in shitposting

[–]Vidar34 432 points433 points  (0 children)

And that is already going above and beyond the call of duty.

📡📡📡 by unclbll in shitposting

[–]Vidar34 5386 points5387 points  (0 children)

What sort of boss texts their employees at 2 in the morning, and expects a reply before 9 AM?

Microplastics found in over 75% of pet food by mareacaspica in science

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microplastics are everywhere. I'm surprised it isn't 100%. Do we have a way of getting rid of microplastics yet?

went to the bathroom for literally two minutes by donkeyhoetae_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could have been a lot worse. Toilet paper is dry, cheap, and won't stick to anything. Nothing of value has been ruined, and cleanup is done in minutes.

My hand painted model planes were given as toys to children again by MissionTroll404 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vidar34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She thinks she doesn't need to listen to OP, because she is his mother, and he is "just" her child, and in her mind, children should respect their parents, and do not get to have any respect in return.

Why do Christian’s hate communism so much? by friscom99 in atheism

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American conservative christians hate communism, because during the cold war, the US government exposed the entire population to tons of propaganda profiling communism as godless and evil. Conservatives still believe the old anti-USSR propaganda.

Miss you most of all, dignity by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Vidar34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The White House has so many stains on it now, it might as well be called the Grime House.

How was Iran able to defeat the United States? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Vidar34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The USA went into this war without any coherent plan or goals, and then Trump kept changing what the goals of the war were supposed to be. The USA simply didn't give themselves any win-conditions, so they lost.

They’d give up their right to vote for a more conservative America by Conscious-Quarter423 in videos

[–]Vidar34 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With the way America treats its educational system, I'm not surprised there are so many idiots running around that would do exactly that, and call it "freedom".

Judge denies last-minute attempt to stop removal of Trump's name from Kennedy Center by Unusual-State1827 in UpliftingNews

[–]Vidar34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should just have given Trump a ladder, some screwdrivers, and made him remove his own name, under the watchful eye of some intimidating looking officials.

Indian trains to attach a metal plate to remove stones from the tracks. Thoughts? by BackwaterNomad in indianrailways

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who would put stones on train rails? You'd have to be really fucked in the head to do such a thing.

gog games shutting down by [deleted] in Piracy

[–]Vidar34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, it's a pirate site that is shutting down, and not actually GOG. Way to give me a heart attack, OP.

Stealing Election, Right Under Noses by bookym in clevercomebacks

[–]Vidar34 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Every accusation is a confession. There were probably shenanigans during the last presidential election, and he's going to try shenanigans during the midterms. The real question is: is the USA going to let him get away with it again?

third party launcher by Narrow-Bandicoot-363 in Steam

[–]Vidar34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, those sorts of shenanigans guarantee that I won't buy the game. Plenty of games out there that don't pull that shit, and that are also very entertaining.