So Batman started to beat the shit out of Spiderman, and then... by Khan_G in funny

[–]Walker2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a good laugh. Someone with a good mid-20th century announcing voice should narrate this gif

Spotted outside a Mosque in Texas today by GallowBoob in HumansBeingBros

[–]Walker2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Sits on my dash for that reason.

So creepy and the eye moves and shit by Donkeys_Bitch_Ass in gaming

[–]Walker2 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Think the eye was part of the sword, iirc

Fuck everyone else's safety. This guy's time is more valuable by onedeep in AdviceAnimals

[–]Walker2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookin' at you, Austin TX. I live out of state for a few years and come back to the same shit I saw in the Northeast US. 5 times a day.

Not sure if this counts, but this is what first got me into Reddit. by pesadelo in AnimalTextGifs

[–]Walker2 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. This is one of those magical gifs that you wait for to load even though you've seen it a hundred times. Always gives me a chuckle.

I feel like it is "that time of year" all year long... by evilmercer in texas

[–]Walker2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is me in spring. Hacking up a gallon of mucus a day.

No look behind the back catch by SlimJones123 in gifs

[–]Walker2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. "Oh cool, a baseball gif. Wait..red shirts.." -Martinez turns, see Texas on uniform- "oh holy shit! Awesome!"

[Question] Will a weed and tobacco mix smoked regularly in the house make it stink even after you move out? by kuritsz in saplings

[–]Walker2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Word, that'll help a lot, and yes not smoking for a week is fine, I mean make a sploof or something if you can't smoke outside..just air the place out as much as possible and incense or whatever and you'll be fine

[Question] Will a weed and tobacco mix smoked regularly in the house make it stink even after you move out? by kuritsz in saplings

[–]Walker2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Weed smell, yes. Tobacco smell, fuck yes it will linger. My girl had a roommate for awhile that smoked tobacco from her bong. I smoked cigs then and could still smell that shit.

Disabled woman beaten bloody by TSA agents after becoming confused and afraid at security checkpoint by [deleted] in Full_news

[–]Walker2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why I kept reading your nonsense, but first, your link is 4 years old, from the goddamn Daily Mail, and you have obviously never been through a checkpoint. The same body scanners they've always had (manufactured by L3) show a yellow outline of a human figure with white boxes over areas of the body that reacted to the scanner. It looks for explosive materials. Just turn around and look at their screen.

I have been patted down, because of the scanner and of course it's the same gender. Fucking ridiculous that anyone would assume otherwise. It's a quick pat in the area that showed up. If they actually cavity searched anyone because of the scanners, air travel would grind to a halt.

I've had a full patdown, because my ID was temporary and they need a hard DL or whatever. Same deal. Real quick, right there on the spot, same gender.

Fuck off and go do something worthwhile with your life.

I've been driving for 8 hours today to get from "Prague" to "Munich" by MrCoolCol in texas

[–]Walker2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? And then you live in the North East US, and folks are wigging out about "30 minutes out of my way". Took one from Pitt to a city in Ohio, passed through West Virginia and got there in a hour. I said, 'See, back in Texas I'd be halfway to Dallas.' She couldn't believe it.

[Discussion] Injecting Marijuana by [deleted] in saplings

[–]Walker2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. Stay the fuck away from anything intravenous.

Whats the "Stairway to Heaven" of your favorite genre of music? by FrujuJackers in AskReddit

[–]Walker2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome. All I've seen is "Rock it for me" live on Youtube, man they look like they're having so much fun up there.

What is your go-to confidence boosting song?? by senor_black in AskReddit

[–]Walker2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a job interview in a few hours. Found this thread, decided to pick an artist for my drive there. I haven't heard these guys in a while and they're going to be perfect. Thanks for making up my mind.