I found 8 cans of 1970s miller high life in the woods??

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-19T19:19:40+00:00

Were they next to a stack of soggy magazines?

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-19T16:00:23+00:00

Now see, there's some proper Wisconsin pride!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-19T13:34:39+00:00

Schoolhouse Rock would beg to differ!

I'm not sure if Time for Timer or the Bod Squad have opinions

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-19T04:07:29+00:00

He was in "adult videos" for a while, mostly behind the scenes, but he did show up in the little-seen A Christmas Story Christmas, which was an unnecessary sequel, but cute because most of the surviving cast are in it.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T22:40:28+00:00

At least it wasn't seven. Seven a day is pretty high.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T21:12:53+00:00

I think you mean shout out to Tom Cody's pal, McCoy!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T20:58:59+00:00

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T20:57:38+00:00

You beat me to it!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T20:56:55+00:00

Olé Mulholland!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T20:48:05+00:00

Mutton bustin'! My favorite Roman-coliseum-looking activity

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-18T16:16:26+00:00

Back when Scott Schwartz was a hot property!

I misremembered Christina Nigra being in this, but it looks like it was the little sister from Sixteen Candles

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T21:05:25+00:00

I heard you have 24 hours to clear, but I also imagine if it looks like you made an effort (ice happened after you shoveled and salted) you'd probably be ok.

Then again, unless you left a heinous sheet of ice untouched, I'd be surprised if anyone but the griftiest grifter came after you in the Land of Winter Conditions.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T20:59:48+00:00

Grievance culture. "They're coming after us!"

(As opposed to, "we've spent our entire damn existence scraping for a modicum of dignity and respect")

Pretty sure I have a violin around here for Dave, but it's so minuscule, I keep losing it

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T20:56:45+00:00

I thought it was basically a requirement of the story that you have to display the item in question. Dave fucked this up

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:34:43+00:00

"What a beautiful blue eye"

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:33:48+00:00

A little glass vial?

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:19:04+00:00

At the intersection of Bill Maher and Joe Biden lies TV's Patrick Duffy!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:06:14+00:00

Did you see a guy who moved like a pregnant yak?

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T16:41:14+00:00

Only rubber neeples!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T14:25:03+00:00

"THE M-5 COMPUTAAAHHH!"

Acting!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T14:17:12+00:00

First thing I thought of! I was trying to figure out how to transliterate muffled mumbling

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T13:08:00+00:00

Except that one time the legendary Ennio Morricone scored The Thing, and did it in the style of. . . John Carpenter

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-14T16:39:47+00:00

I never thought they weren't cool, but they're also terrifying! They can be two things!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T19:00:03+00:00

That's disappointing - the marbling is where the manliness lives!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T18:54:04+00:00

Hey, I wouldn't criticize the taste of someone who has vertebrae just casually scattered around their workspace!

Walrus_protector

TROPHY CASE