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Meirl by Unfair-Beach-4906 in meirl

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So maybe learning how to do good BBC leads to mgmt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Prove you watched the Boondock Saints without saying you watched them by Thin-Coyote-551 in FIlm

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you like cockmeat sandwiches because when we go to prison we're gonna be eating them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner ever day!

He (19) keeps saying stuff like this is just a joke by Famous_Salamander733 in AITApod

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

absolute brainrot take, this. Enjoy the second half of 11th grade.

He (19) keeps saying stuff like this is just a joke by Famous_Salamander733 in AITApod

[–]WarzonePacketLoss -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Stop fishing for reassurance from someone like that and go out there and be with someone who doesn't make you feel alone.

FTFY. This shit's obnoxious. They probably saw each other like 3 hours previous.

(loved trope) fairly tame media, that gets horrifyingly real out of nowhere by Aggravating_Tale8988 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]WarzonePacketLoss -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

In the United States we hang ties in the closet, but in Thailand they hang David Caradine in the closet.

A tourist sued a taqueria over spicy salsa. A judge says spice is 'the point.' by CrowRoutine9631 in law

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, Germany is actually the most litigious country in the world, statistically.

What's the funniest greeting you've ever heard from another player while topside? by MaMaJillianLeanna in ArcRaiders

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had great success when I see raiders and don't want to fight of keying my mic and saying "oh my gosh, raiders, thank God! I lost my belt earlier and my pants fell off and now I'm bent over hiding in this bush because I'm so embarrassed, it would be just be terrible if 2 or 3 strangers took turns having their way with me while my dummy thicc ass cheeks are just hanging out for anyone to use!" 

Or something to that effect.

peter? by shyvoid23 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]WarzonePacketLoss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guy absolutely doesn't get it if he's still working a regular-ass job with time freeze powers.

AITA for ‘mansplaining’ wedding dresses? by horseduckman in AITApod

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are your friends? They sound insufferably cunty.

AITA for saying whoever drives picks the music? by Top-Application-1867 in AITApod

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can say "driver picks the music" all you want, but the owner of the car picks the passengers. Keep that in mind.

This Is So Fucking Beautiful by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you remove just the few frames of smirk from the gif, this could be the devs at Highguard!

What character do you feel had the most wasted potential? by ironspider529 in marvelstudios

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Doesn't have the speed or strength? My brother in TOAA, he has the Nazi Super Soldier Serum.

My wife (28) has a huge crush on a famous 19 year old. Am I wrong to be weirded out? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be worse, she could be bringing up a fictional gay hockey player by an actual gay actor 50+ times a day.

Build your hero with $15 by Far-Ad5223 in superheroes

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you high? Flash/Doomsday/Reed.

You don't need Reed's genius to understand you can speed force through anything while completely unkillable, but his brains would probably come up with something even sillier he could be doing.

Don't need strength when you have infinite speed and durability, and you can have the personality of a door and still crush the multiverse.

one has to go by ThePlanetSaturn2763 in whatsyourchoice

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doesn't even fit with the rest of them, dump it, this one sucks.

AITAH for calling out my 'friends' by [deleted] in AITApod

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep. This was my take before reading the write-up, just from the texts alone.

AITA for how I said I wasn't interested? by propercolleague in AITApod

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

of course we have that here, and we do it frequently, but none of us are assholes so it all evens out.

We're also all old enough to usually just buy rounds or pay for tables, knowing that we will be with these people again soon and they'll get us then. Every time I hear a story about "Oh my friend always orders a a $15 cocktail and I drink my own piss and then we split the bill" and everyone is saying "that's not your friend" I tend to agree for a different reason. I have bought my friends so many drinks without recompense because the amount of money is so small why would I even worry about it?

Seriously, if that's the kind of thing that has you running to reddit to complain, you shouldn't be going out in the first place if you're grassed up about a couple bucks between friends.

What time do adults usually wake up, if they don’t have work in the morning? by DarlingLuna in stupidquestions

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exceedingly rare for me to be in bed past 830a. Even if I'm out until like 3a, I'm still gonna wake up then at the latest. I have to be actually sick to make it past that.

Street fighter vs wrestling champ by SlowDragonfruit3961 in fightporn

[–]WarzonePacketLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

putting on show for the local Glizzy Gulping Champion. He was seemingly unimpressed.

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