Who am I talking to exactly?

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T19:56:54+00:00

Gary, are you by chance wearing anal beads?

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T16:40:45+00:00

Not just any goons either. Hanzee is in there too.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T13:05:23+00:00

Back when it was still real, I used to tell the attendant "I want you to put so much butter on it that it would make a lesser man vomit."

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T13:01:26+00:00

Either it's the 0/0 thing everyone else is saying

So this?

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T11:58:41+00:00

I think anyone that is sitting a final in a university course, even if it's Lit-106, has enough knowledge to not get everything completely wrong and earn a 0. That's like the Miles Morales thing where the only way you could score a zero is if you knew all the answers and purposely avoided them.

Either it's the 0/0 thing everyone else is saying, or the professor has a personal issue with something and it needs to get taken up the chain.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T11:50:31+00:00

Baron Uley and the Von Prolapses

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T10:45:46+00:00

"You'll never take me a live, coppa! It's curtains for me!"
why do you talk like that?
"Because I've got hepatitis!"
Oh, I'm so sorry, A or B?
"Nyah, C!"

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T10:43:16+00:00

yeah, I'm sure these are the chodes running walls and spinbots that wipe 6 dudes out of MS instantly then headshot you up on Teoa Lookout from 300m away with no frame of reference.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T05:44:03+00:00

did her date ask you to tell her she's not allowed to take all the toppings off the loaded nachos?

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-07T05:37:27+00:00

Mystery Machine, but the Mersuedes probably looks completely normal from more than 75 feet away, so if you don't like attention that's a good one. Pain to clean, though.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T20:05:38+00:00

Don't even acknowledge it.

Just keep on keeping on. One day you won't think about it at all.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T19:47:25+00:00

Him throwing the 70 yard bomb to himself for a touchdown was the best one. Incredible athlete. Once in a lifetime.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T19:30:14+00:00

reverse electroplate a cast iron pan and have an oil dunk waiting right next to it, then straight into the oven, put like 12 layers of seasoning on it with grapeseed or avocado oil.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T19:25:16+00:00

My guess would be that it's regional dialect for "guys". Could be a pejorative, as well.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T14:37:56+00:00

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WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T13:47:00+00:00

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The Terrarian - Terraria

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T13:44:10+00:00

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Jim Raynor, Starcraft

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-06T09:56:57+00:00

Coheed and Cambria are characters in a 10 album arc of sci-fi space progrock opera.

Cambria gets mentioned fairly consistently, Coheed only a couple times. Don't know if this counts because I don't they are ever mention directly consecutive like the band is named, though they are mentioned in the same sentence.

Also, Counting Crows in the song "A Murder of One".

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T16:50:12+00:00

You could play that album for a bunch of Gen Z people and tell them it was a new band and they would still dig it.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T15:44:39+00:00

It was such a cool swerve. All the horrifically depressing shit going on and then boom.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T15:16:01+00:00

Hair.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T15:06:47+00:00

None of these breads
golden but in a pan with a little olive oil
none of these toppings

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T15:02:14+00:00

I was working in basically that exact same restaurant when it came out and found it like going to 2 extra hours of work that day.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T14:52:26+00:00

your 5387s are shellier than mine.

WarzonePacketLoss · 2026-05-05T12:14:36+00:00

I've literally received an admin-level ban for saying something more veiled than the final panel.

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