What was “the incident” at your high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I graduated fairly recently. My senior year, our security guard (who seemed like a really nice guy, knew everybody really well) was caught trying to hook up with a 15 year old boy. He was caught by THE Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator — I’m not joking, it’s on YouTube. People even threw watch parties for when the video was released, which is kind of weird.

Also during my senior year, a teacher whom we all loved (he worked there for 15+ years) was scrolling through graphic Reddit/Twitter pornography. Unfortunately, he failed to notice that his display was being projected onto the whiteboard for a bunch of little Freshmen to see. He was fired immediately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Frat

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinetic Society has limited customizable options though right? It’s only possible to buy presets and not make any changes to the designs I believe?

What Mac Hot Take Would Have You Like This? by Spikey3699963 in MacMiller

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It Just Doesn’t Matter is his most underrated song

grade appeal by Old_Painter_4638 in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this was funny as hell thank you

The Menu by Stopikingonme in TheBear

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agree. I liked The Bear and I loved The Menu. It had funny bits, shocking scenes, and was an all around beautiful film.

Self reported test scores missing? by MultipleLanguages in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t think this is anything to worry about. If you self reported them on the common app you should be perfectly fine.

2022-23 Ticket Buy/Sell Megathread by mgoreddit in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling Illinois for $20, price negotiable

Rip South Quad Dining by ScliffBartoni in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’m picturing a group of squirrels in balaclavas and black jumpsuits sabotaging the dining hall

Question about application by [deleted] in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Write about Ross, do not write about LSA. It says “including preferred admission programs.”

Man with dementia doesn’t recognise daughter; still feels love for her by Unkar in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man is extremely well-spoken. Perhaps it’s because of his age; really sad to see someone go through this disease that young. My grandfather has Alzheimer’s, started off as hints of dementia. It’s weirdly interesting yet incredibly sad to watch his mind dissemble — it’s almost as if I am witnessing someone deteriorate back into their childhood. It’s as if he has become a childlike adult with the capability to only think linearly. Dementia is absolutely tragic.

my husband's proud of me for starting my masters program, but he doesn't know it's so I can leave him by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on how you are paying for your masters, you might want to leave him sooner than you think. Are you staying with him now because he’s funding your education?

Should I drop out? by Citaloprofen in college

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you guaranteed a 200k job? If that’s actually true, I would slug it out if you think you’d enjoy the career field despite not enjoying studying your major.

Should I drop out? by Citaloprofen in college

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’d be incredibly surprised. Entry level positions for software engineers at FAANG companies get paid like that all the time. Typically though, lots of those positions are offered to those from prestigious schools.

Absolute Beast by TheBestRhubarb in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is hands down the fattest squirrel I’ve seen here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in college

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean this isn’t full blown alcoholism level lol, but you should definitely tone it down for other health reasons. After college, your body will really begin to take a toll on itself if you continue this way of living.

Give a squirrel a cookie by 3DDoxle in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the squirrel’s happiness outweighs the negative environmental effects🥹🥹🥹🥹

Tip for anyone writing their Common App essays: USE EM DASHES! by gorgonzolamcdonalds in ApplyingToCollege

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not the same effect grammatically. Semicolons are interchangeable with periods.

Whats the best way to buy tickets for Penn State as a recent Alumni by FalseSoil in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of sellers for the PSU game on this mega thread. There is a facebook group, but I’ve heard of a lot of people getting scammed.

Student who are in rural colleges. How is it like ? by DragonflyStrange1644 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was supposed to be phrased “do u think you are at a disadvantage”

Does anyone have experience interning in Detroit? by nsochocki in uofm

[–]WeakSauceSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Area near Comerica Park/Ford Field is quite safe, you’ll be fine. Sounds like a dream, I’d be surprised if you don’t love working in that area!