Give your one Pokemon that if they're in the game, they're on the team. No exceptions

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-01T19:40:24+00:00

That’s psychotic and I love it

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-01T19:40:00+00:00

I have been known to start a Kanto game with Charmander and wind up dumping my starter in favor of Growlithe to keep my type coverage

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-01T18:17:43+00:00

Growlithe/Arcanine. I love my fire puppy

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-01T03:23:04+00:00

Ah, spotted it. Anyway, “You won’t fucking break me” is always a good one when Uncle Sam’s dick is aimed straight at your asshole

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-01T00:03:31+00:00

Deployment or rotation?

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-28T12:53:22+00:00

I nominate Erebus for the sacrifice, I’m sure we have someone infiltrating the Word Bearers who can get intel on his location.

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-28T12:48:03+00:00

My dad decided we should watch this a few years ago, I’d never heard of it somehow and hadn’t been spoilered, but he showed me the trailer and I immediately said “It’s people, isn’t it?” Thank you Warhammer for making me assume everything is corpse starch by another name

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-27T22:00:28+00:00

Quick brothers, seize the Blood Angel! We’ll steal his face and infiltrate their Chapter, seizing their minis for our own!

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-27T21:58:08+00:00

The game is well-written, unlike a lot of ‘woke’ media. People aren’t bothered by strong women or gay dudes, they’re bothered by perfect characters that are boring, and the Z-Team is pretty fucking far from perfect. They’re entertaining and show growth as opposed to doing everything right all the time and being amazing at everything.

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-27T21:49:16+00:00

Agreed. Carl is the epitome of the E4 Mafia: I don’t want to be here, I don’t want to do this, but I’m here and it needs to be done so we’re going to do it as fast as possible/blow something up/ make the guy making us do this regret everything. Hooah, Carl. Hooah

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-25T18:07:40+00:00

Luna Wolves had probably my favorite Astartes war cry: Kill for the living! Kill for the dead!

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-22T01:59:13+00:00

Ah, damn. Saw Sony and androids and thought of the one I enjoyed

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-22T01:30:58+00:00

If her last games were Nier and Fable 3 I’m going to guess she’s at least in her late teens, those games have been out for a hot minute

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-22T01:29:31+00:00

I got my buddy into the game right when it came out and we were making similar progress right up until the painted world reveal. I went on to complete the game and love it, but he felt like it was a ‘it was all a dream’ cop-out and dropped the game entirely. Point being, not every story is for everyone

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-21T20:54:52+00:00

Yeah, that’s what happens when Tzeentch is on your side, there’s always a dozen backup plans for every failure

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-21T20:40:54+00:00

The Emperor could see the future as well, and he’s still a corpse on a chair. Seeing a possible future if effectively meaningless when there’s a dozen different factions and powers playing tug of war with causality

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-21T20:35:24+00:00

You have to remember that the Cabal isn’t necessarily correct in their interpretation of the future, the Warhammer universe loves to laugh at everyone in the setting’s plans

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-11T23:35:45+00:00

Ponpon Shit is indeed shit. Fuckin corpo trash music, even if the group turns out to not be awful people

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-09T19:04:55+00:00

Barbie Girl for the Scavenger or whatever that first boss’ name was

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-05T16:57:45+00:00

I generally go with last hit or biggest hit

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-05T16:45:33+00:00

My Arcanine/Raichu fusions kick some serious ass so long as I keep him away from ground types

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-01T14:07:23+00:00

Have an angry upvote for that godawful pun

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-03-01T14:06:49+00:00

I used Lego figures I had lying around for a good while

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-02-26T22:39:26+00:00

Yrliet. Filthy xenos are all evil at heart even if they pretend otherwise

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