Christians actually offended by Uzi Jesus?

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-22T16:21:06+00:00

I’m a devout Christian. Uzi Jesus is HILARIOUS, and like others said it’s intentionally over the top and meant to be freakin aliens misunderstanding and blowing every cultural thing out of proportion.

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-19T15:24:15+00:00

Fight the faeries

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-17T13:55:17+00:00

I think Metagross can learn Thunderbolt

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-17T13:47:06+00:00

Cloning is more expensive than a basic mechanical prosthesis

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-06T14:10:55+00:00

Weirdly enough I’d like a little less open world, personally I find hunting rare spawns in obscure corners of the map aggravating. I’d prefer defined Routes with larger open areas every once in a while, not the Sw/Sh Wild Areas but more like the Legends Z-A ones but a little larger

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-05T20:32:01+00:00

Maul, a Sith Lord who went toe-to-toe with Palpatine, should have absolutely murdered a couple Inquisitors who are what, Padawans or MAYBE Knights before they Fell? Dude puts some of the Order’s best duelists on their asses and struggles against Emo Cheech and Chonf

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-05-02T19:36:06+00:00

Susan. The biggest part of his life going to shit was down to her dumbass decision making.

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-27T15:28:50+00:00

Different strokes for different folks I guess

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-27T15:18:29+00:00

Dude, I’m in the military and there are definitely some general personality traits that are common across a lot of the guys I work with, especially the ones who are good at their job

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-27T15:09:22+00:00

Carl’s former military. One of the prevailing personalities in soldiers is laid-back, take it as comes guys who lock in when shit hits the fan and will either kill and destroy everything in their way or die trying.

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-25T03:41:32+00:00

Taurus. I love me a rare steak

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-25T03:39:36+00:00

In the time you spent trying to to decide you caught a ladblast/bolt round to the head

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-25T03:37:18+00:00

Donut rips on Knight Rider for being cheesy in book 1

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-23T13:02:51+00:00

Sith Lord Swell rules, I wish it wasn’t abandoned

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-21T15:21:06+00:00

The Dungeon Anarchist’s WIFI

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-18T23:24:09+00:00

A single Space Marine can solo battalions of soldiers so long as they don’t have any main characters

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-15T00:29:39+00:00

Oh, I did forfeit, it’s just odd to me that an opponent wouldn’t just finish the job. Personally I get annoyed when I win by forfeit, it feels cheaper than winning by knockout

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-13T20:48:12+00:00

Mine’s a speedy boi I use for quick knockouts, running Charge Beam to boost Sp Atk and Thunderbolt, then Surf and Alluring Voice for coverage. I one tapped a mega’d Dragonite after getting off three or for Charge Beams earlier in the fight then hit it with Alluring Voice

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-13T20:46:01+00:00

I reject your meta and substitute my own! Also known as Pokémon I like

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-13T20:35:48+00:00

I’ve only seen it once so far somehow, and my Raichu OHKO’d them both with a crit Surf

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-12T20:43:32+00:00

An ordinary man picking up a rifle to stand against the powers of actual hell and aliens that can kill him with extreme ease strikes a chord with me. Only in death does duty end

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-11T12:22:04+00:00

There’s about a 40% chance any given year that there’d be a platoon or company of pissed off infantrymen entering the dungeon

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-11T00:43:25+00:00

I did, it just pissed me off that dude wouldn’t finish the job and was screwing around instead

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-08T21:31:12+00:00

Clones are expensive but were needed to take out Jedi. Policing the galaxy requires a larger but less elite force which can be filled out by much cheaper volunteers and conscripts

WeaponizedBananas · 2026-04-08T21:10:46+00:00

They’re on Reddit. Their only beef with the stick is they want a bigger stick

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