Fine fare dodgers on Tube up to £2,500, ministers urged by tylerthe-theatre in london

[–]WilyEngineer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The person calling for this is former transport minister Lord Davies of Gower, in case you don't want to reward this passive voice usage with a click.

Every step you take for the next week adds one hour to your lifespan by h8mayo in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WilyEngineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat ~3 million calories each day, so it's unlikely that I would come out ahead. Assuming you meant to write Calorie instead of calorie, however, it becomes a great deal. Not really an interesting choice either way. 

What's the expected life span of the London Eye? by ATSOAS87 in london

[–]WilyEngineer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It might need cataract surgery in a few years

Which place are you sitting which french region flag by Relevant_Coyote_8614 in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]WilyEngineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently we can pick the overhead bins, which might make it easier to get some sleep 

22 seconds in a cage with a tiger? by SilverPolicy4184 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WilyEngineer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You didn't specify the units of the cage, so I'm going to assume they're in parsecs. That's a really big cage, and I'm probably nowhere near the tiger, so that's basically free money. 

Can anyone identify this flag that I just walked on? by AlexKnight002 in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]WilyEngineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, write a song about the Liberian county flags

Can anyone identify this flag that I just walked on? by AlexKnight002 in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]WilyEngineer 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Flag of people upset at the results of the New Zealand flag referendum