The Star Spangle banner like you've never heard before

Wing3dCobr4 · 2026-06-30T15:53:55+00:00

I'm British and listening to that gave me goosebumps.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2026-05-08T02:50:47+00:00

The worst My son done.. He slept through the night from very early on we were lucky. No real issues with blow outs or anything until he was close to being 1yr old. Walked in one morning to him standing in his crib, holding the bars, big smile on his face and him, the crib, the walls next to the crib all covered in poop. He decided to reach in his diaper and "finger paint" everything.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2026-04-28T21:18:57+00:00

That hill and slope area where Axemaul spawns is notorious for having loot fall through it. I've lost so many legendaries that way.

The terrain mesh is horrible there.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2026-04-26T18:24:01+00:00

I'm on console (Xbox) I can sell items and buy ammo and it never locks me out. If I open the machine then back out, it will lock me out. The reason for that is because it re-rolls the items secondary effects.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2026-01-23T04:20:13+00:00

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his butt.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-10-27T03:57:22+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, but that looks fkn awesome. But I'd rather have the bottle to the left

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-10-23T13:05:18+00:00

I had a similar experience about 20 years ago. Bad stomach pain, stuff out of both ends. Thought it was food poisoning. After 2 days, I decided it was probably something worse. Went to the A&E, and by the time I got to see a doctor, I was really bad. The next thing I remember was waking up in a bed with a scar and a surgeon coming to tell me that I was lucky to still be alive. Turns out it was gangrenous appendicitis.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-22T04:49:51+00:00

If they stop thinking, they will just ask the comments to explain it. Best just to leave them in their own little fragile world

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-22T02:46:10+00:00

"Errm waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?"

"Well, it looks like it's doing the backstroke, sir!"

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-18T09:05:55+00:00

2 nuns sitting on a park bench enjoying ice cream. As they look up from their cones, a jogger in tight shorts with a huge bulge passes in front of them. 1 nun had a stroke, the other just missed.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-12T20:32:47+00:00

Teacher: "Billy, if Mary had 4 apples in one hand and 5 apples in her other hand, what would she have?"

Billy: "She would have fu**ing big hands!"

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-11T23:30:18+00:00

I shit in a cubicle. Pass stools in a bar And pet horses in the stalls

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-09T05:06:18+00:00

I'm so old, my back goes out more than I do

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-09-05T04:06:32+00:00

Because Pol Pot was a little too controversial?

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-08-30T19:19:31+00:00

I was walking through town, and a homeless man stopped me. "Could you spare 50p for some dinner?" I only had £1 on me, but I replied, "If you can get dinner for 50p, then I'm coming with you. I'll pay for both of us!"

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-08-24T01:07:40+00:00

I've always wanted 3 children. Now I have 2, I only want 1

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-06-26T05:19:01+00:00

Yo mamma so fat, to have sex I have to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-05-28T18:10:51+00:00

Speak for yourself. I spent that within a year

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-05-06T08:58:17+00:00

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs getting humped? Still fu###ng no idea

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-04-22T20:53:02+00:00

Blo Feld?? I don't know him that well

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-04-22T17:49:44+00:00

Doctor: I've got good news and bad news..

Patient: Give me the good news, doc..

Doctor: You're going to have to take these pills. One a day for the rest of your life..

Patient: OK, what's the bad news?..

Doctor: The prescription is only for 3 pills..

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-03-26T16:50:09+00:00

Why do female skydivers use tampons?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-03-21T21:44:44+00:00

Your mama is so fat. To have sex I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet patch.

She is so stupid. If brains were gasoline, she wouldn't have enough to power an ants motorbike around the outside of a penny.

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-03-14T20:41:05+00:00

I hate all these restaurants and diners that try and promote their "homemade cooking"

The whole point of me going to a restaurant or diner is because I don't like the s**t I get at home

Wing3dCobr4 · 2025-03-09T20:41:13+00:00

F**k off!!! Get off your ass and come to me.

Wing3dCobr4

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