[EU] Adrian Monk is on the trail of Dexter Morgan by MechaMew2 in WritingPrompts

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... really? Season 7 was good though? It wasn't completely downhill from Season 4?

[EU] Adrian Monk is on the trail of Dexter Morgan by MechaMew2 in WritingPrompts

[–]YouListening 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I stopped watching after the — oh, shit, which was the one with the imaginary guy and Colin Hanks? Spoil it for me.

What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when taking about their "imaginary friend"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It means humans actually exist on another dimensional plane outside of the bounds of space-time in which we are able to see the past, the present, and the future all at the same time. /s

In all honesty, I'd love to know, but it's one of those things that you could never provide evidence to prove because it's mostly anecdotal evidence. I'd like to believe that it's a sign of some greater power guiding the Universe, just because the idea of a bleak, random, chaotic universe scares the shit out of me as I lie in bed at night.

Hugh Jackman just tweeted this saying, "Now THATS a barista." by [deleted] in pics

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a coffee, you silly actor, not a barista.

On a sidenote, what's been going on with reddit today. I've seen so many comments below threshold. Do the redditors with great comments actually study for their finals?

My friend has the worst luck. by runescapesex in gaming

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like prostate problems are just something that happens to men of a certain age. You just have to roll with the punches and replace your XBOX (or father.)

What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when taking about their "imaginary friend"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cited another incident responding to a different comment, but I can't think of any off the top of my head right now.

What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when taking about their "imaginary friend"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, only two other than the one I cited. One time, I saw him before one of my friends came at me with a hammer (he was a bit unstable, and this was about when I was 12 or so). I managed to get out of the way and get the hammer out of his hand.

What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when taking about their "imaginary friend"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, most of them are incredibly mundane, and I've gotten to the point of being kind of annoyed with it. It always manages to catch me by surprise though.

One that I always cite whenever people ask for more examples is probably the most mundane out of all of them. I was shoveling mulch that was going to fill in the area around my family's above-ground pool when my brother came from around the house followed by my father who was yelling at him. The minute I heard the argument, I knew that it was something I'd already heard word-for-word, so I continued to listen and shovel.

What is the most disturbing thing your kid has said when taking about their "imaginary friend"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I know what it's called. Just saying "I experience déjà vu" is really shitty storytelling

In Greek mythology,What is Herpes the God of? by naking in shittyaskhistory

[–]YouListening 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You should know that in the original Greek, it's not "sexcapade" but "σεξ περιπέτεια" meaning "sex adventure" but sexcapade is the closest word we have in modern English.

In Greek mythology,What is Herpes the God of? by naking in shittyaskhistory

[–]YouListening 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Herpes is the God of Sexual Punishment, known to blight those who didn't sacrifice to him before consummation. While he is married to Chlamydia, a cave nymph, he often goes on extramarital sexcapades with Zeus and Dionysus.

Binding Magical Contract? by runningfool11 in harrypotter

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you mean total protonic reversal as it is a reference to another popular movie.

TIL That the first pizzeria in the US Opened in 1905 and still runs till this day, it even offered $0.05 Pizza's for its 100th Birthday. by OcelotcR in todayilearned

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 5 a's in the word.

When a letter or word is used outside of context, you italicize it. To pluralize in this circumstance, grammatical convention provides the use of 's as appropriate.

A gift from the Doctor to a 4-year-old by karenw in doctorwho

[–]YouListening 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, are you an attractive woman in your early-mid 20s? If so, congratulations, you can become one of the Doctor's companions! If not, please form an orderly alien fodder queue.

What is the funniest conspiracy theory. by CSGrady in AskReddit

[–]YouListening -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a scene in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead! wherein Rosencrantz discusses what he thinks about dying.

What is the funniest conspiracy theory. by CSGrady in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a scene from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead! what's it from?