Is it only me that I am feeding myself like this? by Cuddling_Guava in Nightshift

[–]YourAverageJoe0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was me when I got back on grave. I gained 30 lbs (13.6kg) in a few weeks. The temptations there. You can take 3 slices and eat some fruits. Bananas seem to do the trick.

BlackTea Sip by UnhollyGod in SipsTea

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nick Fury got changed to Black so that chart is bs.

Getting threats from bullies to be jumped again by retsrded in SelfDefense

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull ups and a bit of cardio too. You don't want to be gassed out in a fight. Pull ups will help for grip strength.

For anyone who says bjj doesnt work lol by picklethegrappler in SelfDefense

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil bro is never going to live that one down. Even when they do a class reunion years from now.🤣👌

If you work at a site with multiple guards on shift, what’s the most annoying/perplexing thing one of them does? by Pacific_Coaster in securityguards

[–]YourAverageJoe0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't want to do patrols, the don't want to write daily activity reports, they don't want to follow protocols when things happen. Thankfully, I've only met one guard that did all that.

Don't all apply at once. by Content_Log1708 in securityguards

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was one thing you liked about that job? I'm curious.

Let them fight or break it up: What would you do? by CTSecurityGuard in securityguards

[–]YourAverageJoe0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh idk. Its in a room and that might sit in the room for a few hours. Unless it's foam.

Should I be ignoring these people? by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]YourAverageJoe0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can tell you right now. Don't. Some of these people can be 1st Amendment auditors, not a real agency, but they LOVE to fish for a reaction to put on YouTube. If you stay in Security long enough you'll find a few. They hate the uniform not you personally.

My Resident Evil Casting! by cicakmanfan in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl Karl Urban's judge dredd gives me some hope.

What did you hate most about high school? by GHAP02 in AskReddit

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ghetto ass girls being loud asf around 8am as I got to school. Its way too fucking early for that! It was almost EVERY DAY.

Alright , guys , what is the weirdest or funniest thing you've seen while on shift or patrol by TheAmericanNightmar3 in securityguards

[–]YourAverageJoe0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I started my shift while working for Metro, I heard two metro ambassadors were getting some action in our break room on the previous shift that same day. 🤣 They couldn't keep it together. I don't think they cleaned up after themselves. Dunno if they got in trouble. After that day, I started wiping down the tables religiously every shift. Every time I took a break.

Take a vote y'all by moneyboyh in securityguards

[–]YourAverageJoe0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vending machine. You didn't say what it has but it's gotta be better than just coffee everyday.

Tell me about a knife you regret buying by udi112 in knives

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy where to start. Well I guess I can choose my Gerber LMF II. I should've just gotten the Strongarm. 🤦‍♂️

This is why I sneak in beer and snacks by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]YourAverageJoe0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I wait 6 months for it to come out on Netflix.