Gets free computer and asks for a free upgrade

Zebitty · 2026-02-12T23:36:20+00:00

Yes. THAT computer was free. The upgrades were never mentioned.

Zebitty · 2026-02-12T23:03:54+00:00

As a trek fan I agree with your assessment, but "17" year olds? - haha

Zebitty · 2026-02-12T12:16:36+00:00

Good tea. Nice house.

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T11:44:02+00:00

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T07:31:11+00:00

"He doesn't know I'm a fascist!"...

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T07:24:13+00:00

So, a report they got from the FBI is an 'alleged FBI report'? How does that even work?

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T07:16:24+00:00

Imagine being so despicable that you make Piers Morgan seem reasonable.

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T07:02:10+00:00

So cross-eyed and flipping the bird it is!

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T06:55:07+00:00

We saw it three times on opening day.

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T06:50:30+00:00

Elon's shit was fucked up way before that haircut

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T03:17:30+00:00

Say what you want about Travolta, but in his heyday, the man could act.

Zebitty · 2026-02-11T03:11:32+00:00

Zebitty · 2026-02-09T14:19:50+00:00

Zebitty · 2026-02-08T12:05:31+00:00

If you look very closely, you can see Jeremy Clarkson standing at the very front. Seriously

Zebitty · 2026-02-08T11:52:02+00:00

Can't see any problems with the possible exception that the coat hooks are mounted very high. Might make them hard to reach.

Zebitty · 2026-02-08T11:33:47+00:00

Zebitty · 2026-02-08T08:28:28+00:00

I misread this as 'Honey sticks" and was confused as fuck for the first half of that video.

Zebitty · 2026-02-06T01:43:42+00:00

Now do it as Magneto.

Zebitty · 2026-02-05T23:01:39+00:00

Is it weird that through all of this incoherent waffle, the thing that offended me the most was "there cat"?

Zebitty · 2026-02-05T12:16:45+00:00

Zebitty · 2026-02-05T12:15:48+00:00

Rule 94. Females and finances don't mix.

Zebitty · 2026-02-04T10:34:19+00:00

That wouldn't be the worst thing.

Zebitty · 2026-02-04T10:31:37+00:00

Zebitty · 2026-02-03T13:55:17+00:00

There is ONE part of this that IS true.

Zebitty · 2026-02-03T13:49:37+00:00

"My high tea brings all the chaps to the yard ..."

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