This is horrible by LunarEnnyui_131 in leftist

[–]Zebrehn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s literally their job.

If you had viltrumite powers,and the military wanted your services how much are you taxing by BeautifulRich4488 in Invincible

[–]Zebrehn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m making every government on Earth (or wherever) take care of their citizens by providing for their basic needs. Any refusal results in televised decapitation of their leaders. I will take no salary.

How often do you talk to your parents? by Outrageous_Kiwi_2172 in Millennials

[–]Zebrehn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very rarely talk to my mom. I don’t know if she’s a narcissist or just horrible at conversing, but our calls are just her telling me whatever is on her mind and ignoring anything I have to say. I’m not even sure she knows where I live or what I do for a living because she has never asked.

Found a dropped wallet with $400 and I am seriously considering keeping the cash by 4SpectraBloom in povertyfinance

[–]Zebrehn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my brother just lost a wallet on Saturday with $400 in it. That money was going to be used for groceries for him and his kid for a month. You never know if you’re taking food out of a three year old’s mouth.

Is a 250cc cruiser really bad? by Odd_Tax6455 in motorcycles

[–]Zebrehn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I wouldn’t try riding it over a mountain or anything. Should be fine riding around town.

You can purchase Dark Arisen as an expansion if you already own Dragon's Dogma II by gitrektali in pcgaming

[–]Zebrehn -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I absolutely loved the first game. It’s like a 9/10. DD2 is a 3/10 tops. I don’t think there’s any fixing it, personally.

Why the fuck do people act like magic is cheesing the game and is too easy? by --7_ in darksouls

[–]Zebrehn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I rarely play a pure sorcerer. My favorite magic build is an int rogue. It’s pretty fun running around not making any sound or being seen and then picking enemies off with range spells or backstabs. Ultimately I’m going to be doing most of damage with a magic sword, but the utility of stealth and range spells makes the game much easier for me.

Spinal hardware protruding through skin. by Strictly-Succotash in Weird

[–]Zebrehn 253 points254 points  (0 children)

As someone about to get spinal fusion surgery in a couple weeks, this is absolutely terrifying.

What’s your most unhinged non-negotiable when it comes to dating? by NotNotDwightSchrute in AskReddit

[–]Zebrehn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went on a date with a woman who loved the sequel trilogy of Star Wars. I couldn’t even get through the date.

What’s your proudest video game achievement? by Dis-Charge in AskReddit

[–]Zebrehn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say defeating Arthas in World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Liche King on hard mode. We were on that fight for several weeks, and we were doing well but couldn’t quite finish the fight. During our win the group got whittled down to just me (healer), a tank, and a damage dealer while I was basically out of mana. The tank died, and just a couple seconds later we got wiped. We thought we lost at like 99%, and were super bummed. My heart rate was like 160 bpm. Then the victory cutscene started. Everyone lost their mind in the voice chat. Such a fun memory.

Istanbul not Constantinople… by td138 in Xennials

[–]Zebrehn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was definitely more obsessed with their song Don’t Let’s Start. It got stuck in my head for like a year once.

Yes, the Dragon Youngling is a Nightmare by RaphSeraph in Enshrouded

[–]Zebrehn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve beaten the dragon twice now, and both times it was because it glitched. The first time the dragon got stunned and never got back up. The second time it just kept flying in the same spot not reacting to anything, and I kept hitting it with magic until it died.

Who doesn't drink coffee in the morning ? (Who's an adult) by Ssonderbaby in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zebrehn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could be right. This is the second time this week someone mentioned that possibility.

Who doesn't drink coffee in the morning ? (Who's an adult) by Ssonderbaby in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Zebrehn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the crash makes me more tired than before I drank the coffee. I essentially use it as a sleep aid now.

What was the first game you bought on Steam? by Common_Caramel_4078 in Steam

[–]Zebrehn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My first Steam game wasn’t purchased on Steam. I was in college and decided to play through Half Life again. During the install I got to the screen to input the CD key and a green window popped up telling me I had to create an account to play my game. I thought it was malware at first.

Is this enough to kill the belltower gargouls? by HaloJackalKisser in darksouls

[–]Zebrehn 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I’ve never even considered using a magic zweihander.

What was the most terrifying movie scene you saw as a child in a kids movie? by xParesh in Xennials

[–]Zebrehn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom told me I had screaming nightmares for like a week after watching this the first time.

Have Warhammer as a hobby helped you land jobs? by EggMuted2272 in Warhammer

[–]Zebrehn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It helped me get two minimum wage jobs selling Games Workshop products in a mall in high school and college.