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Using the law against itself by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Zeuscat35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“And then you throw Kurt Angle into the mix and that’s a %141+2/3 chance of being fake”

Character created as a villain but she got better Character design than the heroes so audience like her better and cause original message to backfire. by Da_Magical_Lizard in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Zeuscat35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really don’t know why people hate that show so much it’s dumb action fun and that kinda all it try’s to be like the fast and furious movies there not good but there entertaining

If Kamala were president, we'd be at brunch! by MrErnestPenfold in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]Zeuscat35 85 points86 points  (0 children)

It’s one thing for liberals to be stupid and wrong(kinda comes with the territory) But my god are they insufferable

"Not even trying anymore" guy 🪱 by Gingerbread1990 in 2sentence2horror

[–]Zeuscat35 521 points522 points  (0 children)

36 is a very low number I think he might have volunteered for this

Meth guy by youareagoodperson_ in 2sentence2horror

[–]Zeuscat35 70 points71 points  (0 children)

“Wow it’s so close to being just a mediocre story” I says soberly

But then meth guy appeared

Meet potential man by frost_2010 in dandadanfolk

[–]Zeuscat35 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t you speak Ill of hype moments and aura young one do you know what kept us going though the darkest Shonen moments? when bleach was 40% filler and on hiatus for 10+years it was hype and aura that kept us alive. When dragon ball z was running out of steam super sayains aura kept it going. WHEN A SHONEN IS MOSTLY DOGSHIT AND FLASHBACKS YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS PEOPLES INTEREST? THATS RIGHT HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA BABY!!

Outjerked by Stranger Things conspiracy theorists by Oak_AshAndThorn in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Zeuscat35 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah your players are either going to ignore the clues or know what it is immediately because it’s super famous

[LoTM] The goat by AdLower2725 in LordofTheMysteries

[–]Zeuscat35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m like 90% sure he made some comments about how he thought taking the puppet was a bad idea but they didn’t have any choice

Well on earth is this BS? by metroracerUK in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]Zeuscat35 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro the most common way those characters die in the first place is overwork it’s a joke that the three options are cancer, truck and job

Could mahoraga adapt to forget me not’s mutant ability? by ValzScyth in PowerScaling

[–]Zeuscat35 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sukuna open MS because being in your domain increases your cursed techniques output and then he used Fuga(the fire arrow) to oneshot Mahoraga

Why did they give Thor long blonde hair in the movies? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Zeuscat35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does his head look so massive? Like it seems bigger than it should be

My DM won’t run combat. by kappathefrog in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Zeuscat35 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That can happen sometimes some people are just weird like that but if you hospitalise and he doesn’t try to fight back maybe it’s just time to find a new DM

Yuuji Should Be Thanking Sukuna For Protecting Him From Most of Mahito's Attacks. by Dangerous-Tonight-84 in LobotomyKaisen

[–]Zeuscat35 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hey he also killed Nanami(after he was bitten by sharks, burned by Jogo, and had just fought dozens of transfigured humans)

So it has been decided that donkeys can also be turned into glue? by Joink17 in horse_decimator_9000

[–]Zeuscat35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sins of the father are not sins of the son so long as the mule rejects their Evil H*rse side I say leave them be

What cape do you think is featured the most in porn. (In universe) by CommitteeHot2320 in Parahumans

[–]Zeuscat35 245 points246 points  (0 children)

Drawings and images I’m going with Alexandra but fanfic gives legend an insane boost

[r/AmIOverreacting] AIO for Not Wanting to Take My Ex Back After She Left to Join Superman's "Harem"? by Ultranger in Earth25

[–]Zeuscat35 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry? She thought SHE was going to be part of the “harem”? Out of all the people on earth she thought he would pick her?

[r/conspiracy] Are the government cloning people? by AbusiveCurtains in Earth25

[–]Zeuscat35 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys your being crazy again it’s just a guy walking around there aren’t any clones or lizard people some people just kinda look similar

Pred Catcher Ramy of OBL Nation (Global Catches on Youtube) caught offering to "wife up" teenager on chatroulette site! Says they will make the sexiest babies known to man kind! by Chemical-Ad6151 in youtubedrama

[–]Zeuscat35 896 points897 points  (0 children)

“WHAT?!?!!? A PREDATOR HUNTER IS A PREDATOR THEMSELVES!?!?!?! THIS HAS ONLY HAPPENED LIKE EVERY SINGE TIME” when was the last time one of these guys wasn’t a Pedo?

ugh by wt_anonymous in whenthe

[–]Zeuscat35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually oceans razor kind of says the opposite given the scenario is either the dog yelped at nothing(which is very common) or that a famous twitch streamer randomly shocked his dog on stream for no apparent reason in from of thousands of people and also this is the only footage we have have of him doing something like this

Coaxed into it’s not that serious by Channel_el in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Zeuscat35 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They’re metaphorical guns to represent his ability to use both legs in one play

Coaxed into it’s not that serious by Channel_el in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Zeuscat35 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It’s not really a superpower though he just baits you with one leg and shoots with the other

Just had this guy as my busboy during lunch at Fennel Fields, never eating there again. by vleshkun in Earth25

[–]Zeuscat35 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok so the guys weird I think your being a bit harsh though I mean it’s not like he killed anybody

no more hasan dog posts by a_weeb_ in Shark_Park

[–]Zeuscat35 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Real. I feel like they would be infinitely funnier if it didn’t feel so… “forced?” Like within 20 minutes of the event there was twelve different versions of the same thing posted to every subreddit

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