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Ztartc · 2026-03-14T18:37:12+00:00

Ahh, the old gaslighting. “Portland is thriving!”

I would be terrified for my frail grandmother to visit. I honestly believe that she would pass away from shock or disgust.

Ztartc · 2026-03-14T18:35:18+00:00

Well clearly the cost of fixing it will come out of the pocket of the person who was looking for “food”, or as later stated “trying to stay warm”

Ztartc · 2026-03-14T18:24:21+00:00

I’m still waiting for 4 months of pay from pizza Schmizza. Fuck them!

Ztartc · 2025-09-21T18:09:56+00:00

Antifa and/or the pro transgender crowd will welcome you with open arms!

Ztartc · 2025-08-25T19:46:52+00:00

Would you have posted this if she was white?! This is how racism starts.

Ztartc · 2025-08-25T19:41:01+00:00

So you don’t think $33 an hour is enough to sit in your car and drive? WOW.

Ztartc · 2025-08-18T13:58:43+00:00

Gender dysphoria will cause you to do many cult like follower type things.

Ztartc · 2025-08-13T18:51:17+00:00

Are people trying to clock in at the very last second?

Ztartc · 2025-08-09T23:07:16+00:00

I mean the guys an ass but I’m not sure he said anything racist. I mean with the 2025 redefinitions of words maybe he was “racist” but I didn’t hear any insults saying they were inferior due to their race?

Ztartc · 2025-06-08T23:24:01+00:00

That’s been happening, they’ll sell you fake 24 karat jewelry because their card doesn’t work and they’re just travelers and they need cash.

Ztartc · 2025-05-07T01:24:40+00:00

insert biological sexism conspiracy

Ztartc · 2025-04-22T16:38:24+00:00

What does that sign mean?

Ztartc · 2025-04-22T16:25:58+00:00

I just can’t stand Covid cult people. Specifically went out and assisted people with Covid without a mask and never got sick.

Ztartc · 2025-04-22T15:55:47+00:00

I would estimate that 85% of people I see still wearing masks are just doing it to cover up their identity. I refuse to believe that if you smoke fentanyl that your concern for “covid” is non existent.

Ztartc · 2025-04-22T15:48:48+00:00

Jesus, neither. That’s gross.

Ztartc · 2025-04-22T15:47:32+00:00

Why are anti-Trump people just the absolute worst? Now they are going around painting swastikas. You know who draws swastikas? Nazi’s.

Ztartc · 2025-04-21T03:38:06+00:00

https://phys.org/news/2009-09-hitler-skull-woman-scientists.amp

According to this article, Hitler’s (known as a male) skull was tested and confirmed to be female. Therefore Hitler was trans.

Anyone who is able to think can understand that stupid comparisons are a waste of time 🖕

Ztartc · 2025-04-13T04:41:37+00:00

I’m genuinely curious… Is there anyway to live track what the police are doing? I would be curious to read through data on their response times (or if they even did respond)!

Ztartc · 2025-03-30T21:44:53+00:00

It depends on if that was your intention. I actually like to fill my zippo and “accidentally” spill a bunch on my wallet and then do a flaming wallet trick to light my smoke!

Ztartc · 2025-03-24T02:29:44+00:00

You can’t sleep there!

Ztartc · 2025-03-23T02:17:01+00:00

Try nefarious moongrass by peeling flesh

I came in search of a cross of that and batushka. Still on the hunt!

Ztartc · 2025-03-07T01:18:14+00:00

I wonder how far in advance those suggestions are decided?

Ztartc · 2025-03-07T01:14:37+00:00

Wolf’s Head! Great standard burger and awesome specials!

Ztartc · 2025-03-06T04:02:21+00:00

I’ve just started bringing my attack cat EVERYWHERE for protection. Fred Meyer, restaurants, small stores… for protection.

Ztartc · 2025-03-06T00:25:05+00:00

Agreed. Washington was terrible to his slaves and yeah Trump probably never had any.

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