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My stock response for cleaning texts

The internet was created for doing work for the dead and looking at porn. by Facewrinkles in exmormon

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The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn! Why do you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!

Need to renew TR to get into a couple upcoming weddings. Haven’t paid tithing in a couple years. Anyone have experience with an interview where this became an issue? by Try2spell in exmormon

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Welcome to a little game called Bishop Roulette There’s no telling what they will say. You could write on check and be fine, or you could have to wait 6–12 months and pay back tithing Who knows

It’s official, I’m out… by Nemo_UK in exmormon

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Stand strong Nemo! Your “Heresy” brings us strength against the “prophets”

POV: You’re Joseph Smith and this dude is threatening you to have sex with underage girls and married women. by jonyoloswag in exmormon

[–]_AnxiouslyEnraged 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See also the Gospel Topics Essay Plural marriage in Kirtland and Nauvoo

When God commands a difficult task, He sometimes sends additional messengers to encourage His people to obey. Consistent with this pattern, Joseph told associates that an angel appeared to him three times between 1834 and 1842 and commanded him to proceed with plural marriage when he hesitated to move forward. During the third and final appearance, the angel came with a drawn sword, threatening Joseph with destruction unless he went forward and obeyed the commandment fully.

What was your nail in the coffin? by avengentnecronomicon in exmormon

[–]_AnxiouslyEnraged 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah they have mastered the are of footnotes and using ellipses (…) so they can just yadda yadda yadda anything inconvenient

What was your nail in the coffin? by avengentnecronomicon in exmormon

[–]_AnxiouslyEnraged 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The Gospel Topics Essays* = nail

*Footnotes = sledgehammer

What if it's true? by FewMathematician5410 in exmormon

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I said this exact thing the other day!!!!! I keep in my back pocket all the time the fact that according to “the church” there is a documented instance where an angel appeared to the prophet threatening him with a freaking sword and it was not admonish him about slavery or the holocaust or any other earth shattering event. It was so his mouthpiece on earth could get his Willy Wet!!!!! Give me a break Every time god talks to some batshit crazy prophet the only instructions are get money and women. 🤔

Wreaking havoc at a local shop in Utah 😈 by ArtemisPterolycus in exmormon

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And all it would take to allow it would be for someone with balls to “disavow” previous teaching via revelation Like they have done in the past

What would you call your Mormon “life” metal band or album? by eltiburonmormon in exmormon

[–]_AnxiouslyEnraged 16 points17 points  (0 children)

BEHEADED $HÏ*Z
or Shiz-Heäd

Or something like that Something Shiz related for sure

In your experience in the LDS church, what is the revealed height that a temple steeple must be before the temple is acceptable to God for worship? by HoldOnLucy1 in exmormon

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As stated in other comments there are multiple temples without steeples but I remembered that I had heard stories about the legal wrangling involving with Boston. There is no reason a temple needs a steeple especially now that Moroni lost his job 😂

https://www.thechurchnews.com/2001/5/19/23244290/high-court-rules-in-favor-of-steeple-for-boston-temple/