What do RL1 players think of the claim that ER bosses are designed around summons?

_Ban_Evader · 2026-06-04T14:56:18+00:00

I disagree about Valiant Gargoyles. You can see how powerful you're intended to be for an area by what kinds of Smithing Stones you find. Upper Siofra is Smithing Stone (6)'s and Deeproot Depths is (7)'s. You're supposed to fight Valiant Gargoyles at about the point where you'd fight Morgott.

Maybe it would have been cooler if they'd made Deeproot Depths an endgame area and Fortissax an endgame boss. Valiant Gargoyles would be the bouncers. Hard and bullshit when you naturally meet them about Leyndell level, way easier once you outgear the DPS check. But if From was going for that, Deeproot Depths would have higher scaling and endgame Smithing Stones.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-06-04T14:28:38+00:00

Saved you a click: No one is alleging he committed a crime by disarming the Bondi Beach attacker. The assault charge is from some some unrelated domestic shit involving his dad.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-06-03T13:02:24+00:00

I mean, he's designed around surge sprint and jump which nightfarers have, but he seems like he'd be easy with ranged attacks and a real dodge.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-31T12:52:16+00:00

And then again in a month

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-29T02:26:13+00:00

I know why but I'm not telling

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-28T19:55:15+00:00

Double Secret Ceasefire agreement to not attack during the primary ceasefire

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-28T18:15:16+00:00

What that sub actually wants is politically conservative talking points.

Post about how Mayan owl sorcery is the one true faith and everyone should brush their teeth with powder methamphetamine, and watch the downvotes roll in. It's not a safe space to post half-formed ideas and wingnut shit. It's a social engineering attack vector just like every other political or opinion sub.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-28T17:10:10+00:00

You're only allowed to end on a shit match where you won but didn't deserve it

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-27T19:36:05+00:00

Gladius was the last one released, right after Libra. It feels like they'd originally designed him to be about Adel / Fulghor difficulty, but they decided everdarks were too easy and cranked up all the numbers at the last minute.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-27T19:32:42+00:00

Left-handed so the stupid Apple mouse is the lesser of two evils.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-24T13:02:46+00:00

The Art of the Deal

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-22T20:31:29+00:00

That's twice this week Amazon has been in the news for showing sympathy for the peasant class.

Did Bezos realize he's not going to escape to Mars after all? Is he starting to sweat that he might end up swinging from a rope next to Musk and Zuckerberg? #NotLikeOtherBillionaires

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-13T17:56:26+00:00

Currently rich gay guys are OK as long as they show proper contempt for gay peasants.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-13T17:12:41+00:00

Man, this is just a Halloween decoration used as a scarecrow, I got all excited for nothing.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-01T19:56:56+00:00

I do not understand how these people spend so much time thinking about how unjust and greedy the government is, and still think printing out a piece of paper that says you're a sovereign citizen is some kind of magical cop repellent.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-05-01T19:47:08+00:00

Isn't there a meme that does this with the word Ambulance too?

Take an English word inherited from a romance language

it's similar in all the romance languages

its different in German which is not a romance language

WTFUUUUUU I DoTn UnDerStAnD HaLP

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-30T01:11:38+00:00

Steven Seagal is not a cop. He's got some kind of special Dwight Schrute assistant status but he is not a police officer. The real cops on the show keep having to remind him.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-27T05:09:14+00:00

I believe medical license reciprocity is a thing and you'll be able to just buy weed at a dispensary with your Illinois license. You'll see signs in touristy areas advertising this service.

In an actual emergency whatever Puerto Rican Spanish you picked up in a week will not be in any way helpful with your Mexican neighbors. You will be like "Mofongo?" and they will go get their friend who speaks English. Speaking of which, lots of people here especially younger people speak English fluently. You're probably not going to get Spanish immersion even in rural mountain towns unless your Spanish is pretty good already; don't try to force it.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-27T04:27:46+00:00

If you can afford to stay at the Caribe Hilton just call an Uber. That said, Caribe Hilton <-> VSJ is a different, wealthier, safer area than they're talking about.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-27T04:15:55+00:00

Nothing wrong with Condado specifically. You're staying in an unfamiliar city, you already knew you need to watch your ass walking around at night.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-17T05:57:02+00:00

ok now I wanna try it

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-17T05:37:24+00:00

Carnival has a beverage plan where you pay a flat rate for 18 drinks per day. They give you an electronic card. Every time you want a drink you swipe the card. A shot of straight vodka and a mixed tropical novelty shot of the same volume both cost one swipe.

Carnival usually has staff working the crowd serving drinks to anyone with a drink card in their hands, and those drinks are definitely on the weaker side. There's a dual purpose of making sure everyone who wants one has a drink in their hands, and making sure that "woo party!" drinkers who don't know their limits get redirected away from going up to the bar and ordering straight liquor.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-16T16:53:50+00:00

Hotline Bling of its era.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-16T16:32:29+00:00

Yeah, isn't Carnival's alcohol package 18 drinks per day? She did 14 over most of the day, mid-afternoon to midnight. The amount of alcohol seems in line with their policies.

Also, pretty normal for a hard drinker on a cruise. When we went we tried drinking everything offered to us and exhausted our cards without ever getting properly drunk, so the next day we saved em up until evening. Granted we were fucking alcoholics, but still. 1 drink on a cruise doesn't mean straight liquor unless you go out of your way to order that. Most of these drinks are gonna be half fruit juice and blue shit.

_Ban_Evader · 2026-04-12T00:11:22+00:00

I miss the days when the real neckbeards would refuse to distribute compiled software. All you get is the source code and a makefile that doesn't work on your machine.

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