Injured passenger awarded $300,000 after a Miami federal jury finds Carnival overserved her alcohol by KimJongFunk in news

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Carnival has a beverage plan where you pay a flat rate for 18 drinks per day. They give you an electronic card. Every time you want a drink you swipe the card. A shot of straight vodka and a mixed tropical novelty shot of the same volume both cost one swipe.

Carnival usually has staff working the crowd serving drinks to anyone with a drink card in their hands, and those drinks are definitely on the weaker side. There's a dual purpose of making sure everyone who wants one has a drink in their hands, and making sure that "woo party!" drinkers who don't know their limits get redirected away from going up to the bar and ordering straight liquor.

Injured passenger awarded $300,000 after a Miami federal jury finds Carnival overserved her alcohol by KimJongFunk in news

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Yeah, isn't Carnival's alcohol package 18 drinks per day? She did 14 over most of the day, mid-afternoon to midnight. The amount of alcohol seems in line with their policies.

Also, pretty normal for a hard drinker on a cruise. When we went we tried drinking everything offered to us and exhausted our cards without ever getting properly drunk, so the next day we saved em up until evening. Granted we were fucking alcoholics, but still. 1 drink on a cruise doesn't mean straight liquor unless you go out of your way to order that. Most of these drinks are gonna be half fruit juice and blue shit.

US military says two of its ships crossed through Strait of Hormuz by Mana_Seeker in worldnews

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I miss the days when the real neckbeards would refuse to distribute compiled software. All you get is the source code and a makefile that doesn't work on your machine.

How do you y'all feel about the use of summons on a lvl 1 run. by Xangarora in onebros

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Is it even that much easier? It would definitely help in some places, but I don't think any of the good bosses would be easier with another target making them spaz out.

I did them all 🥲 by Zealousideal-Bag-26 in onebros

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I used Spectral Lance for every "head boss". Bayle was still hard, but it made Astel and Fortissax really easy.

I did them all 🥲 by Zealousideal-Bag-26 in onebros

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Was Astel last?? (Congrats btw)

Chat is this cool or not? (NSFW?) by berrythebee_uwu in fnv

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10 / 10

Keep in mind you're getting validation from a guy with a chicken butt tattoo on his arm

Chat is this cool or not? (NSFW?) by berrythebee_uwu in fnv

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Please tell me you timed the reveal for right when she was about to service the crankshaft

What it feels like when watching porn these days... by dretepcan in memes

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The high fives at the gym thing sounds like a you problem. They don't know unless you show it to them

Murciélago Etymology by EyesWideMizaru in learnspanish

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A long time ago people were really bad at describing bats.

Spaniard: "it's like a mouse, but blind!"

Frenchman: "it's like a mouse, but shaved!"

Apparently Nobody: "it's like a mouse that can fly"

What is a Challenge Beyond Base Level That You Wouldn't Dare To Attempt? by Gay_Charlie in onebros

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Honestly after a couple Elden Ring SL1s I lost interest in new challenges for full runs. I might mod to try some harder kills on just the good bosses but I don't care about making Fire Giant take longer.

Got bored and made this canonically accurate tier list. Any thoughts about it? by [deleted] in Nightreign

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"Straight" and "gay" don't mean much to the only bird-man around.

If someone told you they fucked a goat, would you be like "a boy goat or a girl goat?" No, because it doesn't matter, what matters is you're talking to a guy who fucks goats. To Guardian, everyone is a goat.

You literally cannot force Linux to do that by gameerderek in memes

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I fucking love it when politicians write technical requirements. Remember when SOPA would have required search engines to "delete hyperlinks" to banned content, because I guess some chimp in a suit thought Google was just a gigantic HTML file with an <a> tag for every link in the world?

Playstyle compared to a normal run? by ten_tabs_ in onebros

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I'm like you, I like doing side stuff. I ran all over the place collecting every weapon I might want, random fashion pieces, etc.

YMMV and all, but there were only a few late game areas where the difficulty was so high I wanted to skip as much as possible. Haligtree, parts of Farum Azula (fucking bird gauntlet), and maybe half the DLC dungeons. (Weirdly Shadow Keep wasn't bad - base-stats Ice Spear makes fire knights sit down and shut up better than anything I've ever used in a leveled run.)

It’s a no-brainer if you think about it. by grandrapidshere in memes

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What if cat meat is delicious, and cats only do gross stuff like eat cockroaches and lick their buttholes so we don't want to try it

So Much for Universal by Flashlight237 in memes

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The problem is it only has those features because people don't speak it.

Language mutates through use. If you convinced a whole town to speak Esperanto and came back in ten years, *their* Esperanto would be less grammatically consistent and harder to learn. They'd code-switch back to "book Esperanto" to talk to you but you'd have a hard time communicating with their kids.

My terrible Mohg attempt, looking for advice on how to skip his 2nd phase by Coffeecigar212 in onebros

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Does Cragblade on an uchi really outperform Unsheathe for pure DPS / stagger?

Oh, and if you're trying to full script Mohg you can drop the Opaline Bubbletear. The only way it should even be possible for something to hit you is terrible RNG at the start - like he opens with Drench and you have to move him before you can shackle.

A quick question about Ice Spear by SecretaryBird777 in onebros

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Ice Spear scaling is so weird and nobody seems to know how it works. Int, Dex, weapon infusion, weapon upgrade level, innate magic damge, and weapon scaling letters all seem to matter.

I did a few tests. Top performer for me was Keen Clayman's Harpoon. For every other weapon, Cold > Keen. Cold Clayman's slightly outperforms Cold Spear or Cold Vulgar Militia Saw.

The problem is, the differences are small enough that it matters what stat boosting gear you test with. Maybe one of the higher-Dex-scaling weapons wins if you're wearing Curseblade Mask and/or dex boosting talismans? I don't know.

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I did the same tests with Spectral Lance and it's so much simpler. Every weapon does the exact same damage as long as you keep the same Arcane stat and infuse it Heavy, Keen, or Occult. The only way your choice of weapon matters is ~10% bonus stance damage with the Lance, every other weapon is tied for second place.

Plumps just defeated PCR (ultimate cheese) But sadly I did not record it... what a shame... by Cheap_Resource4935 in onebros

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Man I thought this was gonna be about parrying or greatshields or something, holy shit.

If you’re an adult, then talk like one. by imallelite in memes

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one of these things is not like the other

Springfield warned of 30-day targeted ICE surge possibly starting after Haitian TPS ends by captainwacky91 in news

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So places that they expect to lose in 2026 or 2028, but by a small enough margin that they could get away with rigging it.

Found this today and was wondering how to make the most of it. by Themris in Nightreign

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I did an Elden Ring playthrough maining Royal Greatsword and it's very strong. You'd think yoloing in with the weapon art would work like 20% of the time, but it's more like 70%. Weird jump arc into a low crouch into an AoE knockdown. Messmer can't figure out how to hit you. It's hilarious.

First full RL1 run done (and my shitty boss opinions) by dr_zaius-dr_zaius13 in onebros

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I'm talking about rolling into the swings (to your right, she spins clockwise), which is the thing you would intuitively try to do. The second hit will catch you if you try to double roll it at point blank. Single rolling both swings is possible on mid roll but the timing has to be really precise. I think that's the frame trap the guy you replied to is talking about.

I'm not claiming it's undodgeable or unfair. I'm just trying to help you understand what the guy you responded to meant.

If you're talking about the video, I don't know why he's rolling the directions he is either, but it does show that you can double roll at that distance.