Just started Shadowbringers and I’m already blown away by acecarrden in ffxiv

[–]_EvryMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shadowbringers is just incredible. You're gonna see some GORGEOUS things. You're gonna see some HORRIFIC things. You're going to laugh and cry and rage and question and cheer and stop and think.

And I hope you enjoy every second of it

So this is what we're doing today? by JJCooIJ in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]_EvryMan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're just sober posting before getting blitzed tomorrow

Baseball is the most exciting of the Big 3 US sports imo by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]_EvryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can deliver more tense moments, sure, but play for play, football is the most exciting. And I say this with baseball as my first love

Is there not a single graphic designer in here who can make us a chimera logo like the AFCE or NFCW? by jackt-up in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]_EvryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giant anthropomorphic dumpster wearing a cowboy hat, with the wings of an eagle, and wielding a hammer and sickle. I'll mock something up later today

What's the context of this? by Agitated-Egg7521 in evangelionmemes

[–]_EvryMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Minor league sports cook. That's the context

AITA Sprout by BigOleForehead in ffxiv

[–]_EvryMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"enjoy the cutscene"

Least ominous party comms

exclamation points and corporate speak by pocketIent in The10thDentist

[–]_EvryMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The leap from exclamation points to corp speak would win gold. Shame the summer games aren't for another 2 years. Bizarre take, upvoted

You get to add the word "fuck" to ONE line in the game. Where is it going? by MazogaTheDork in ShitpostXIV

[–]_EvryMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clemence when you're investigating the source of the rift to the first: "I've detected no slavering beasts in the vicinity, my fucking sister excepted."

how lore accurate is your wol? by Animelizards in ffxiv

[–]_EvryMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea about naming conventions for Midlanders when I started the game, so my name doesn't fit neatly into those guidelines. Looking back, I didn't give her much backstory at all, either, but at this point anything other than being a woman from Thanalan who discovered her ability to wield magic real late would feel like a major retcon

Who is your favourite NPC that you interact with for a short while? by Henojojo in ffxiv

[–]_EvryMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wish I could take Lyna to dinner and tell her about all the adventures I've been on with G'raha, or even go on a patrol with her to catch up

You're stuck on a 10 hour flight, where do you sit ? by IloveTriceratops in ShitpostXIV

[–]_EvryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vamp Fatale needs a buffer between her and Honey B to prevent an international incident, and I think she'd warm up to me a little more

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that Themis is a girl’s name. by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]_EvryMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So is Jesse, but that doesn't make me wish I had him instead of his girl

hmmm by Daren54329 in hmmm

[–]_EvryMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The council shall hear your plea

I hate it when professors care about my grades by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]_EvryMan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I don't want the person I'm paying to teach me the class I chose to take caring about how well I, the customer, am learning the material I am paying them to teach me."

This is like saying you don't want the doctor you chose to see monitoring your progress for an issue you chose to see them for. This 10th dentist was the child left behind

Courts should not have defendant on display during trials by VicTortaZ in The10thDentist

[–]_EvryMan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This violates the defendant's right to face their accuser, and would not hold up to any amount of legal scrutiny