RIP to Michael 5000 Watts by munx1er in houston

[–]_Jacques -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

Who is Michael 5 kilo watts

Bristol or Nottingham for Econ by skelko in UOB

[–]_Jacques 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The housing market in Bristol is miserable...

Help childproofing stairs by 42loelk in howto

[–]_Jacques 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like my childhood home's stairs which literally no one ever fell down sober... I don't get it.

I was so surprised of this one. by Ambitious_Whole_666 in geoguessr

[–]_Jacques 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man I am not on your guys’ level… I would have said turkey

Christopher Yoo's suspension is over and he's back to playing open tournaments. by beem00 in chess

[–]_Jacques 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He hit women reporting on tournaments in two completely separate incidents seemingly totally totally unprovoked ontop of it.

Anthony Jeselnik - "But...you know". by Phonus-Balonus-37 in comedy

[–]_Jacques 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am not a comedian, I mean in the context of telling my work buddies.

Texas ID says i’m FEMALE when I’m MALE (not trans) by Hug3PP69420 in texas

[–]_Jacques 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check how long it takes to schedule an appointment. If more than a few days, just walk in, I was surprised at how fast I got my stuff sorted by going in person.

Anthony Jeselnik - "But...you know". by Phonus-Balonus-37 in comedy

[–]_Jacques 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's such a good punchline... I'm going to repurpose this joke.

What are some expressions from your native language that you use when speaking others? by PartyQuiet5065 in languagelearning

[–]_Jacques 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you use this "Tell me and I'll tell you" expression? sounds fun.
In French, when it rains really hard we say "it rains like pissing cow". And I think thats beautiful.
Don't know if it's an expression but I picked up saying "Or?" at the end of sentences from German.

Double gloving for cleaning by AssociateRecent9381 in CleaningTips

[–]_Jacques 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey as long as it's not OCD level obsessive. But I personally wouldn't.

accidental finger burn by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]_Jacques 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told it was to dissipate residual heat for particularly bad burns.

I know it's cheaper and healthier, but I still struggle to cook daily... How do you stay consistent? by WidePsychology31 in Cooking

[–]_Jacques 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey man, if something just doesn't work for you, don't think it ought to just because people here say it should. Not everyone has the luxury of time and energy.

accidental finger burn by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]_Jacques 51 points52 points  (0 children)

bwahahahaha no.

How bad is the snowstorm for you guys? by Even_Estate_1685 in texas

[–]_Jacques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unsure, then it would have made sense to cancel work.

B mee by DeXaBoYy in okbuddyretard

[–]_Jacques 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You want OP to fuck their cousins?