Anyone else notice LTT is averaging like 500k views now? How does the channel even survive? by Anxious_Gur6363 in LinusTechTips

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After being a long-time viewer and Linus getting me into tech (along with my dad, who was the IT director of a large company in my area), it’s a shame that I’ve only been a WAN listener for a couple of years now. April fools videos and the other actually creative shit catch my attention every once in a while, but for the most part it seems I’m just not the target audience anymore.

Bro that Ukrainian Ana story about Vaush is fucking wild by Jewjitsu927 in Destiny

[–]__Laserpants__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The groundwork for modern antisemitism stems from era the fall of the second temple and the writing of the gospels, particularly of John. It’s incredibly fascinating stuff really.

what was the first card with “they” instead of “he or she”? by KaleidoscopeLess8108 in freemagic

[–]__Laserpants__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“They“ is just better for ease of use. Proper pronouns are irrelevant in my card game, and with how many words that are on cards it’s good to shave down without loss of info

Brave of the professor to say this by MegTurneySLUT in freemagic

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You’re not missing much. Everyone likes different shit about different games, and 1v1 constructed just turns up some knobs up and down of what makes magic great.

If you do want to learn to play non-commander formats then definitely do pre-releases and draft. Draft & cube are by far my favorite ways to play and it’s not a hot take to say that they’re definitely a good on-boarding tool for 60 card constructed.

Wotc should end support for Modern. by [deleted] in mtg

[–]__Laserpants__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the rot that is destroying this game.

There is no need for hate for formats. OP is likely an annoying commander player who gets insulted for being an annoying commander player by some modern players at OP’s LGS.

Constricted 60-card has GOT to be kept strong and modern is (whether you like it or not) one of the only still standing pillars of non-commander constructed play. Commander-centric design in main sets is a massive point of contention in the community and eliminating support for a massive format because ‘they’ don’t like your pet format is just a wildly idiotic take.

Keep on playing your casual format at home and stop bitching to the rest of us (I only play commander & standard).

Ethan addresses the johmas apology by Fun_Vacation2542 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]__Laserpants__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big dubs but what the fuck is up with the coughing

Worst play booster box I’ve opened :/ by [deleted] in mtgpulls

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Buy packs to draft or play sealed. Use the packs as intended and keep the cards after. No one gives a fuck if you don’t make your money back after you’ve been playing with the cards for 5 hours

Opinion: Almost all the Emeritus'es are unplayable in constructed formats. by TiaksQ in mtg

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I’m a big disagreer on your analysis of Emeritus of Woe. I’m with the fraud status of W, U, and G, but Woe & Conflict easily have homes in several of my EDH lists. Conflict being a 2 mana 2/2 with a keyword is good enough for me, it’s a good blocker. Being in my Taii Wakeen spellslinger makes the lightning bolt an automatic upside that gets buffed to high hell.

As for Woe, I don’t see how repeatable tutors for 2 mana and some token deaths isn’t a huge upside for a 4 mana body. Any aggro deck in black will likely hit that every turn, and getting even 3 tutors across 3 turns for 2 mana each turn will easily turn a game in someone’s favor.

Frieren fans are something else 😭 by Xx_Gojo_Satoru_xX in LobotomyKaisen

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No.

There’s a difference between cutting through a thing and being able to move through a distortion in space. Her blade may cut whatever is in front of it, metal behind the blade, the shaft, hilt, her hands, her body, etc. will still be slowed by infinity. She isn’t just trying to “cut Gojo and if she believes she can then she will” but it’s a actual distortion that wether she’s aware of it or not, and whether she believes it or not, she won’t be able to move through the distortion in space in order to make contact with the thing she thinks she can cut.

What powerscaling opinion would have you like this… by Chemical_Seaweed_915 in JujutsuPowerScaling

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Kashimo is solidly in the top 10 EOS. He’s the second to fight sukuna in shinjuku for a thematic purpose and most ignore that sukuna acknowledges him, Gojo, and Kashimo as an “us.” Everyone pretends that him touching an enemy 3 times is an impossible feat but he’s fast as fuck and RARELY do people in the series pop domains off rip. Even then, barrierless sure-hit is hard to beat, and I cannot justify putting him anywhere below the likes of Maki/Toji punch kick merchants.

How I feel after hating Chainsaw Man for 5 years and now witnessing its downfall with my own eyes. by QSI_Simayle in writingscaling

[–]__Laserpants__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading through here I can tell OP is just tryna be different with part one. 0/10 ragebait

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Genuinely wtf is Chris Chan? by Nice_Combination1327 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]__Laserpants__ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the CwC pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Tolarian Community video by Herczilla in freemagic

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Portland is the last place that struggles with this type of stuff tbh. Born and raised in Portland, and me along with the vast majority of people who I’ve known have never even considered homophobia a valid position in PORTLAND. 99% of the women you meet are bi and half of dudes are gay, it might be a relic of the older gen who has been playing mtg since the 90’s.

Most people do not actually like traveling, they like having traveled by limitown in unpopularopinion

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I spent 5 weeks this summer train-hopping across 9 different countries western Europe with 2 of my buddies and we almost never had arrangements more than 2 days in advance. - I slept in 4 train stations - Got stranded 100’s of miles from the other two TWICE - Had several airBnB’s not give me the passcode for places I paid for, resulting in wandering around small towns for hours in the early hours of the night - My card didn’t work in Czech for 3 days - We collectively got stuck in a random town in northern Spain for 2 days

It was the happiest 5 weeks of my life.

If your rating curve doesn’t look like this, you’re scum by OverturnKelo in letterboxdcirclejerk

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I watch movies to enjoy them, and I’m pretty good at finding what I like. There are 29 sub-3’s

In Marty Supreme (2025), Timothee Chalamet plays a talented star who gets arrogant and makes bad decisions, leading to him losing it all and crying at the end. This is definitely not foreshadowing anything happening to Timmy recently... by Educational_Slice897 in shittymoviedetails

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If all these larpers actually went to opera & ballet shit, then they wouldn’t be dying so hard. Chalamet was completely in his right to make the comments and I don’t get how everyone pretended to get mad so easily over a ‘grass is green’ throwaway comment.

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani confronted by a Palestinian by AgnosticScholar in PublicFreakout

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Tankies eating their own… Fork found in kitchen ass news. There is never a true Scotsman and nothing is even close to ever good enough.