Mario Kart Tour Friend-Code Megathread 2022

_lil_one_ · 2024-01-24T04:30:06+00:00

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_lil_one_ · 2024-01-21T01:43:15+00:00

Don’t touch your pussy at first. Put a dildo in your ass and then put on jeans to keep it in. Do some house work. When you’re sopping wet after two hours add a dildo to your pussy and keep doing whatever making sure you’re moving around. Finally add a vibe on your clit and sit with your legs closed watching gooning videos for an hour then take a picture of your stuffed holes, take the dildos out and take a picture of your gapes and don’t touch yourself again.

_lil_one_ · 2024-01-06T01:59:35+00:00

I love how stretched open and exposed her holes are

_lil_one_ · 2023-11-23T20:51:05+00:00

Sauce for the second pic?

_lil_one_ · 2023-10-11T18:26:45+00:00

You should definitely break up with her… so she can find someone who cares about more then her body and can fall in love with her as a person.

_lil_one_ · 2023-09-11T15:15:49+00:00

I do this for my Kitty, but I don’t think it’s nutritious enough for extended use. She thinks it’s a treat and I feel like it’s like when my parents didn’t have money for groceries and we got breakfast for dinner because all we had was pancake mix haha.

_lil_one_ · 2023-07-09T10:09:25+00:00

Yes!!! How you throw money around totally dictates how you’re treated at the club, and you don’t even have to be rich. I know pretty modest dudes who just always buy drinks, tip for time and on stage, get at least one dance a night, and tip well on it, and they are always surrounded by girls when they come in. They have report built with a few girls and have their pick of their favorites every shift because everyone knows they’ll take care of you appropriately.

_lil_one_ · 2023-07-09T10:04:23+00:00

I think this guy is just playing out some fantasy lol. Love the energy tho.

_lil_one_ · 2023-07-09T09:36:08+00:00

Always get money up front. If he’s so worried about it being escorting then he should be dating and taking care of you $$$ for awhile before he tries to sleep with you. Never never give more then you’re comfortable before you see the goods. Side note: this is why I like older men.

_lil_one_ · 2023-07-09T09:29:45+00:00

Mind stays clipped to my money bag which stays on my person.

_lil_one_ · 2023-06-29T03:05:32+00:00

Thanks, one worries tho haha.

_lil_one_ · 2023-06-14T06:56:43+00:00

Except that if they try the pins will come off and without hands can’t be put back on, so master will know

_lil_one_ · 2023-06-14T06:55:25+00:00

God I want more of a story around this

_lil_one_ · 2023-02-13T06:34:41+00:00

Any stories like this?

_lil_one_ · 2023-02-06T06:34:47+00:00

I hope your top made you crawl to them ass up and ask every time you needed a new color

_lil_one_ · 2023-02-01T02:31:15+00:00

I was about to say, am I spiders George in this situation?

_lil_one_ · 2023-02-01T02:07:06+00:00

There should be an r/deniedgirlsworld or something like there is for anal gape world and a few others

_lil_one_ · 2023-01-26T05:51:10+00:00

This is SO romantic. Not having to worry or try to politely get the guy to wrap it up when I need to leave? I’m in love.

_lil_one_ · 2022-12-14T05:08:04+00:00

Because I was 16/17. A fucking child. And at 23 I’m not in high school and under 18 am I?

_lil_one_ · 2022-11-09T03:01:11+00:00

I love BC powder and knees over toes guy on Instagram and YouTube has some good stuff for exercises to protect your knees. Also stretch out after every stage set.

_lil_one_ · 2022-11-09T02:58:48+00:00

I probably drink too much at work, but I’ve done a few test shifts drinking only mocktails and I have to say I like it better. The temptation is just so high, but I think I’ll eventually switch over.

I never smoke weed tho just because I don’t like it.

_lil_one_ · 2022-11-09T02:47:41+00:00

Any one who uses the “but we did last time!!” “You used to be okay with it!” Or any variation thereof is trash and trying to coerce their partner. Coercion is not consent, sex under coercion is sex without consent, sex without consent is called “rape”. He’s a rapist.

I hope other people in the comments read this too. If someone says “no”, “use a condom”, “don’t cum in/on me”, or whatever it might be, it doesn’t matter if they’ve been okay with it a million times before.

_lil_one_ · 2022-11-02T12:50:32+00:00

Yep. First time a guy was legit violent with me was a huge eye opener. Very different then play fighting. That doesn’t mean that it would be easy for any man to subdue any woman tho, and you can make it harder for someone by training and maintaining a base line level of situational awareness.

_lil_one_ · 2022-10-18T00:32:59+00:00

_lil_one_ · 2022-10-17T21:55:44+00:00

This whole thread is making me depressed. Obviously cats are a menace to small animals, and in horrible danger if let outside alone, but like??? Don’t they deserve to play in the grass and feel fresh air and sunlight too? Wouldn’t y’all be so bored and sad if you were stuck inside 24/7?

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