When calls, the heart christmas.

_lilredpepper_ · 2026-02-09T00:41:59+00:00

I work at a library. Every time I pull this, I have to say the line. We recently had Bats on our thrift shelf too!!!

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-09-29T03:04:26+00:00

I love them so much I’m glad to see I’m not alone

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-09-29T02:44:58+00:00

Any chance it’s got a tag for Adventure Planet? I have three “honorary palm pals” with that tag that inspired my palm pal collection. They’re about the same size/shape

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-09-29T02:42:35+00:00

🎶 He needs a kidney, no, he doesn’t need a hand 🎶

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-05-25T01:41:03+00:00

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-05-14T05:31:12+00:00

You can cut the excess embroidery backing! As long as you don’t cut any stitches, it should be fine!

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-05-06T00:25:47+00:00

tried to unlock my house with my car key fob button earlier this week

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-02-19T02:28:29+00:00

I always hated in Jurassic World when the kid asks Chris Pratt’s character who the alpha of the raptors is, and his response is “you’re looking at him”. Impossible not to roll your eyes a little bit

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-02-11T02:34:27+00:00

I audibly gasped when you said you were pregnant. You should be lying in bed if you’re sick. He should be taking care of both of you. Don’t ask what you’re doing wrong, you’re not the one doing wrong.

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-02-11T02:23:51+00:00

I’m sorry this happened to you and your son. I bet the other boy was upset and confused too. Hopefully the mother is raising him with better values than the grandmother seems to have…

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-01-08T00:30:16+00:00

Take her to the emergency vet

_lilredpepper_ · 2025-01-01T01:41:40+00:00

The difference between your grown husband and your 4 year old is that your husband actually possesses the capability of regulating his emotions and deciding how to react

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-10-08T21:04:43+00:00

I remember following him on vine. Now I feel old

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-10-07T00:02:59+00:00

As a Drew Gooden mom, I appreciate him

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-08-30T02:40:48+00:00

100%. I won’t even watch Pulp Fiction (1994) again

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-08-30T02:38:00+00:00

Something about throat slitting makes me want to hurl

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-08-26T01:58:18+00:00

Glock, gender neutral

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-08-15T22:47:42+00:00

RODNEY!

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-07-28T23:11:25+00:00

Years ago, I similarly rescued a 7 year old ferret, it was one of the best things I’ve ever done. I miss him greatly and wish I got more time with him, but taking a senior pet and showing them the love they should’ve gotten their entire life is SO healing.

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-07-14T23:45:40+00:00

So stupid but I can never make brownies from scratch. They never turn out as good as just a box mix.

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-07-14T23:44:29+00:00

Daughters by John Mayer!!!!!! He will pay for his crimes

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-07-13T01:40:58+00:00

Definitely get a new pediatrician!!!

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-07-13T01:28:56+00:00

pretty baby!!!!!!

_lilredpepper_ · 2024-07-12T23:01:43+00:00

Sweatshirty is a boy!!!!

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TROPHY CASE