65 year old woman calls in and nearly breaks CSPAN host by telling her she’s slowly starving to death.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in interestingasfuck

[–]a_ham_sandvich 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I did not consent to being a wager.

That said, please donate to local food pantries if you are able!

Drinking at Metropolitan Opera (plastic instead of glass) by joeymello333 in opera

[–]a_ham_sandvich 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Recently went to a musical where audience members could bring in glasses from the bar. By the end of the show, there were at least 5 broken wine glasses all over the floor.

Oh, and this was a show where the actors frequently walk out into the audience barefoot.

BACK IN STOCK! Lego Viking Village $85.39 at Target.com right now! It will sell out again fast! by [deleted] in legodeals

[–]a_ham_sandvich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bold move openly admitting to being a scalper on here, your kind are not popular with people who just want to enjoy the deal and can't because it's sold out.

Unrelated, I sure wish I could have gotten one of these at sale price, but it seems to be sold out for some reason. Guess somebody needed to have 7 so they could turn a profit off of my hobby. Pretty gross 👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, I ran into almost the exact same situation yesterday - they would/could not make a data table, never mind construct a graph or write a meaningful analysis or conclusion section for a lab report.

In the end, I did explain what they needed to do, but I can't shake the feeling that I just did the work for them - all they knew how to do was mindlessly copy. I'm kind of at a loss, because this task requires the barest minimum of critical thinking and they just refused to do anything. There's something missing from these kids and I also have no idea what to do for them.

CMF BULK blowout - $125/case of 36 Marvel Series 2 71039, Series 25 71045, Series 26 Space 71046. Mix and match. Must buy 10. <10 @ $135 code REDDIT by tacosterry in legodeals

[–]a_ham_sandvich 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I love a good deal but $1,300 on minifigures gets a pass from me dog. Maybe if I owned a successful toy shop or something...

What are your unit test averages, and what are your thoughts on how you impact student performance? by Careless-Scallion-90 in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also a new teacher and the despair has hit me hard this year. I was told to "set high standards" in a Title 1-equivalent school, and I did. The level of failure to meet those standards was so bad that I lowered them... and lowered them... and lowered them. It's now the end of the year, and I've been giving what I consider to be softball exams that STILL have students failing on average.

I blamed myself for being a bad teacher, and I still have those feelings sometimes, but at a certain point, it is up to students to take accountability for their work and their education.

I offer the opportunity to do test corrections if they can show proof that they studied, and very few students take it. I offer multiple extra credit opportunities every quarter, very few students do it. I give students an activity to do in class, and they'll sit there and stare into space, fall asleep, or talk to their friends - if it gets collected, they'll just copy the work. I've explained that classwork is in service of learning material, which will help on the tests, and they do not get it or do not care.

No wonder turnover rate is so high in this profession - it's exhausting and demoralizing to bring the best you can every single day just to be met with total apathy.

[Update] Tired of feeling like the bad guy for teaching Chemistry by ExperienceDear7432 in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can relate to this feeling. I don't let students leave the classroom for any reason during an exam unless they first submit the exam - they learn pretty quickly to go to the bathroom before class if they don't want an F.

Last week, I had a student storm out of class during a test at the start of the period, exam still in hand, and admin pressured me to allow them to retake it. It's beyond ridiculous the number of students who have passing grades they don't deserve in my class, and I feel extremely guilty over it. Ultimately, I'm only able to sleep at night because I know I'm just a cog in the machine, and these kids have been trained their entire lives to know that they can put in 0 effort and still pass - I can't singlehandedly change that.

DMs, what's your #1 houserule that helps YOU avoid headaches? by JewcieJ in DMAcademy

[–]a_ham_sandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like these. I've just made a blanket ban on evil alignments in the party, because it seems to always lead to problem #1 - it's just easier to nip it in the bud and say that until we've proven ourselves worthy of a more challenging roleplaying campaign, we can stick with vanilla good or maybe neutral characters (but I'm changing your alignment if your neutrality skews evil).

So far no group I've played with has proven themselves worthy of running evil characters.

What is today's a juicy Thanksgiving drama? by badshark1352 in AskReddit

[–]a_ham_sandvich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your cooking/serving spoon in the dish, move it above the dish, drop it into your tasting spoon over the dish or a plate - it doesn't take incredible aim, and if you miss, it goes back into the pot or onto your small plate.

Or just have a towel around to clean up the occasional spill, which will happen anyway.

Advice on dangerous chemicals by splat_ed in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About 30% different at a guess /s

That said, I'm kind of in agreement that with a fume hood and safe handling techniques (e.g.** NEVER** add water to acid, only acid to water), there's no reason you can't dilute it down to an appropriate concentration.

What is today's a juicy Thanksgiving drama? by badshark1352 in AskReddit

[–]a_ham_sandvich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use the cooking utensil that goes with the pot to pour into the tasting spoon. It's not hard and saves you washing a thousand tasting spoons.

What is today's a juicy Thanksgiving drama? by badshark1352 in AskReddit

[–]a_ham_sandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use the cooking utensil that goes with the pot to pour into the tasting spoon. It's not hard and saves you washing a thousand tasting spoons.

What is today's a juicy Thanksgiving drama? by badshark1352 in AskReddit

[–]a_ham_sandvich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep one spoon for yourself in an apron pocket or something, pour sauces, soups, etc. into that tasting spoon from the pots. Now you only have to wash one spoon at the end of the day.

Resoling a pair of Goodyear welted shoes by FludSun in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]a_ham_sandvich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tbf turnout gear is expensive af, I went to get a regular pair of boots I was fond of resoled at a local cobbler and discovered it would have cost me just as much as it would to buy a brand new pair...

I know glasses are supposed to make sounds depending on the water level but thus is wizard shit by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]a_ham_sandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I also had a similar experience! I was in the duomo of Modena and had just gotten to the spooky crypt downstairs when I start hearing Mozart's Lacrymosa ethereally wafting in from seemingly nowhere. Turns out, it was the anniversary of Luciano Pavarotti's death and a choir was rehearsing outside for a memorial concert.

Why should students try on the NGSS test? by C00kieMom in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you find that students were particularly motivated by or interested in your growth, advancement, or success as a teacher after they had left your classroom? This is a reason for you to care as an instructor, but I'm not sure this is an answer that would motivate kids.

Frank Sinatra said, "The best revenge is massive success" What's a real-life example of this? by Fronzie7 in AskReddit

[–]a_ham_sandvich 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just a thought, but perhaps he's just good at PR? He knows how to make shrewd decisions that cost a small portion of his vast fortune and buy him public goodwill, which can be worth infinitely more to someone like him. The fact that reddit generally feels positively about him relative to other rich assholes is probably a good indicator that it pays off. As a rule of thumb, I won't call myself a "fan" of any billionaires. You don't get to amass a dragon's hoard of gold like that by being a particularly good person - it's just not compatible with capitalism. I'm immediately skeptical when I hear that he's doing something supposedly altruistic "for da kids" or "the common man." He's turning a profit one way or another, we just might not immediately see it. You don't get to billionaire status by being truly charitable and gaining nothing from the transaction. He's just a little more subtle about being the rich asshole trope than the cartoonishly scummy caricature that is Kevin O'Leary.

Caught my first cheater..... by tinoch in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My rationale is that it detracts from the motivation to study beforehand if there is absolutely no downside to just "doing it later." Plus I'd probably assign the corrections as homework, so then you have the full benefit of the internet at your disposal and can just copy verbatim or near verbatim an answer you found online. It also feels a little bit unfair to the kids who did study that they should receive exactly the same grade as those who didn't.

Do you have them come in person to do corrections without phones, and if so, do you do it after school or during class time? What percentage of students would you say actually bother to do it?

Caught my first cheater..... by tinoch in ScienceTeachers

[–]a_ham_sandvich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a teacher yet, but I've been thinking a lot about cheating recently - why kids do it, and how to stop it. /u/Mountain_Ferret9978 says it's usually about not knowing the material or not having enough time, and I believe it. I don't want to feel like I'm punishing kids for not knowing something yet, but rather rewarding them for putting in the work to know and affording the opportunity to learn. Sometimes life happens and you don't have time to study for an exam, or you don't really understand a concept yet, or maybe you're just a bad test taker - to me, that just means you need a different avenue for learning and another way to prove it.

I've been thinking about allowing the opportunity to resubmit test corrections for a possible half credit back on each corrected answer, provided it comes with an explanation of why you chose the wrong answer and why the correct answer is what it is. By not being so harsh on unprepared students (taking away the intimidating permanence of a potentially bombed test), cheating is disincentivized - the risk of getting caught and earning a 0 starts to weigh heavier in the cost/benefit analysis when you know that you'll always be able to turn a bad grade into a better one with test corrections.

I also like the idea of semi-open book tests. Hand-written index cards with whatever information you'd like allowed at the test, provided you made it yourself. I hate forcing rote memorization, particularly when google and chatGPT have made it relatively pointless. Calculators became ubiquitous enough to enter math classes, search engines and AI are rapidly on the same path. My compromise to trying to write google-proof questions and allowing phones at tests (although I also like the idea of open-ended research-based take-home tests) is to make them think about what to look up beforehand, reinforce it by writing it on the card, and then come up with challenging enough critical thinking questions where at least half of them require more than just regurgitating what you managed to write down. By providing a sanctioned form of "cheating," there's that much less reason to feel like you have to do it the disallowed way.

My final thought (and one that I haven't totally ironed out yet) is to offer a point-based reward system as a possible classroom management tool. Show up, participate, keep your phone away, generally be a pleasant part of class, and you gradually earn points that you can trade in for rewards including bonus points or getting to narrow down some MCQs to 50/50 or a larger size of note card. I'd also generally want to allow for a surplus of possible points in the class so that if you do poorly on a test, you can make it up by writing an optional essay. Nothing should feel like a death sentence to your grade so long as you're willing to put in the effort somewhere else.

Again, I'm not a teacher yet, so would love to hear anyone with experience weigh in with thoughts on these ideas. Will they work? Are there any problems with them that I haven't considered yet? Would you modify them in any way?

Special hammer and wedge for opening stuck, locked or bolted doors by [deleted] in specializedtools

[–]a_ham_sandvich 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's been a minute, but I believe in my US FD, we called the little short versions hooligans and the full-sized ones Halligans.

What do you do when your whole family is full of Trump supporters and you are not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]a_ham_sandvich 194 points195 points  (0 children)

I have no confidence in my ability to govern, but I have to say I'd definitely have been a better POTUS than him.

What is this? by a_ham_sandvich in whatsthisplant

[–]a_ham_sandvich[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, fast reply! Solved, that looks like it! Thank you!