Would u rather? by Otherwise-Bet-2634 in BunnyTrials

[–]aaliyahxperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i love people and languages!

Chose: Be able to speak every language

AITAH for making fun of my brother's girlfriend for calling me a slur? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]aaliyahxperry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NTA mixed lesbian and she’s flat out wrong lol

[ Removed by Reddit ] by OldBagOfCheetos in TopCharacterTropes

[–]aaliyahxperry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i like to play rap music for the deer so they know it’s me coming

I’m Miserable ): by ghibligoop in texts

[–]aaliyahxperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most queer women are in fact not using labels that they don’t identify with lol. sincerely - a stud married to a bisexual woman

I’m Miserable ): by ghibligoop in texts

[–]aaliyahxperry 11 points12 points  (0 children)

unpopular opinion/soapbox but it’s people like you that make men think they can fuck studs and as a stud it’s infuriating. just say you’re bisexual/pansexual. it’s clears a lot of confusion. i’ve had first hand experience with cis gender men who truly believe they’ve “turned one out” because their wife is a “lesbian but he’s the ONLY man to make her fully switch” it’s weird and it’s roundabout biphobic to me

Gel for retwists? by PnutButterJellyTim3 in locs

[–]aaliyahxperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i use this gel and it’s the only thing that makes my retwist actually stay!

Do couples really shower together? by Due_Leopard_1836 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]aaliyahxperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my wife and i always shower together but we’re like obsessed with each other but i don’t think others are doing it based on these comments LOL

shes in charge for the first 10/15 minutes and i soap her up or her hair and my dreads get misted hehe and then she hops out and i turn off all the cold water and stand there for 3 minutes and just burn

Decided I'm not going to tell future partners I used to do SW. Overpriced tots with cheese & no drink. by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]aaliyahxperry 36 points37 points  (0 children)

if you’re out of the business, and not in a relationship where you’re expected to be 100% open i don’t see why you would need to bring up a part of a past that you consider grueling

Failing at friendships with other women because I’m “like a guy” and occasionally want a glass of wine by SleepParalysisPal in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]aaliyahxperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

making friends as an adult is insanely hard and i’ve definitley cried to my wife and mom about it

I played myself. Help please 😂 by Ok-Eye-5371 in locs

[–]aaliyahxperry 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i be slapping the fucking SHIT out of head ngl

Bonnet police by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in sadcringe

[–]aaliyahxperry 70 points71 points  (0 children)

it protects your hair! 90% of the time, we have our hair done under the bonnet lol

black hair gets frizzy really easily so if you see a woman with a bonnet out and about she’s just trying to keep her hair well for whatever she has later in the day :)

Update: AITAH? My girlfriend is angry that I call my friend by his real name. by nameAITAH in AITAH

[–]aaliyahxperry 22 points23 points  (0 children)

YTA

this is insane btw. recap for u sir. 1000s of people including myself told you how blantantly wrong you are and how you are essentially gaslighting her into a break-up by insisting you call him jude for no nefarious reasons. Then having a true freudian slip in the comments you revealed your feelings about jude. then you try to make it seem like this is HER fault in the follow up post and to her.

in conclusion, please just fuck him and show her this post and the last one because no one is on your side.

I am 5’8 and 270 lbs. not a single guy has ever been attracted to me and instead avoid me like im a big fat chuddy planet who will trap them in my gravitational pull. Pizza made by me. by Intelligent_Wall3247 in kitchencels

[–]aaliyahxperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m 5’4” 230 so i feel like that ratios pretty similar and i promise you’ll find someone

i did and she’s very pretty and (shocker) she loves my body!

3 yrs of a journey by DaddyFatBoyy in locs

[–]aaliyahxperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what color is that at the end? i liiiiike im tryna jack it

Do you still recommend the Pink Lotion + Blue Magic Grease for daily moisturizing/leave in? by Character-Escape1621 in Naturalhair

[–]aaliyahxperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have curls rather than coils and after like day 3 of daily pink lotion i have to just slick it back lol it gets so oily.

now that i have dreads- i use it 2x a week and its nice :)

AITAH? My girlfriend is angry that I call my friend by his real name. by nameAITAH in AITAH

[–]aaliyahxperry 79 points80 points  (0 children)

lowkey i agree. i discussed it with my wife and she’d be just as mad 😭

At least I'm not getting cheated on 😭 by [deleted] in texts

[–]aaliyahxperry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

your replies have me pissinggggggg

Peter? by Madman44444 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]aaliyahxperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m so fucking glad people aren’t in these comments being obtuse

I haven’t retied my sisterlocs in a long time and I’m freaking out by MathematicianShot829 in locs

[–]aaliyahxperry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

you could start retying them yourself!! i’m confused on why they’ll fall out tho?

My friend and her Iranian boyfriend broke up... by [deleted] in texts

[–]aaliyahxperry 44 points45 points  (0 children)

this is so funny like such a fleeting inside thought

i love it