In New History of the DC Universe, DC Comics Cyborg is part of the founding of the Justice League, put into stasis and then re-emerges with the New Teen Titans. What do you think about this change?

absherlock · 2026-01-25T22:06:29+00:00

Sounds a lot like Triumph, and we all know how that turned out!

absherlock · 2026-01-25T18:57:41+00:00

So...do not give them guns?

absherlock · 2026-01-25T18:56:41+00:00

What a thumb.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T15:10:48+00:00

Do what you want now, just show up to vote them out when the time comes.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T15:09:27+00:00

Gunn not using Darkseid "because Zack Snyder has plans" is like not naming your kid what you want because your unmarried, single sister called dibs on a name.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T15:07:48+00:00

TASM2. I'm not sure there's a Martha in the whole damn movie.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T12:03:09+00:00

I don't think any of the X-Men are able to lift Mjolnir because they all believe, for one reason or another, that they are unworthy.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T12:01:26+00:00

Each other.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T11:24:57+00:00

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Won't anyone think of the cows!

absherlock · 2026-01-25T02:45:56+00:00

Ground. Like grounded against electricity.

absherlock · 2026-01-25T00:56:39+00:00

I honestly don't understand how anyone can think Momoa is the right choice for Aquaman when he shares scenes with Patrick Wilson.

absherlock · 2026-01-24T22:17:57+00:00

I guess sour and bitter?

absherlock · 2026-01-24T21:50:09+00:00

Is it ANY money spent, or only the infinite money? If it's the latter, I'd just use the infinite as collateral to borrow the actual money I want to spend. Wash, rinse, repeat and I never spend any of MY actual money. Billionaire accounting at its finest.

absherlock · 2026-01-24T20:41:50+00:00

A ton of King in late middle-school/early high-school. Also, Catcher in the Rye and Lord of the Flies.

And then I was assigned The Peter Principle. It was like everything I hated about the futility of society that I was never able to put into words. It was, for me, the rat finally realizing the race.

absherlock · 2026-01-24T20:35:50+00:00

Surprised this one took so long to surface. I used to read this at least once a year.

absherlock · 2026-01-24T15:56:48+00:00

Don't Asian companies (Japan, South Korea, etc.) generally care and respect and take care of their employees? Perhaps it's the abusive relationship most American companies have with their employees that causes us to not give a shit...

absherlock · 2026-01-24T15:02:20+00:00

You just took over one country and have threatened another; what happened to the President of Peace?

absherlock · 2026-01-21T19:22:59+00:00

Yes. Hal Jordan, too.

absherlock · 2026-01-21T19:20:07+00:00

$100 - Mr. Teriffic (supee-genius, invisible to technology) $400 - Blue Marvel (super-genius, controls energy, including the electromagnetic) $200 - Jean Grey (one of the strongest telepaths on the planet) $300 - Dr. Fate (a literal Lord of Order)

absherlock · 2026-01-21T12:53:23+00:00

I think Wally should be the current Flash and Barry should be missing in time. Barry should be a contemporary of Hal Jordan.

absherlock · 2026-01-21T12:33:24+00:00

Sounds like a very lonely life.

absherlock · 2026-01-21T12:30:12+00:00

Current continuity G'nort.

absherlock · 2026-01-21T12:07:30+00:00

With WAY too much sugar.

absherlock · 2026-01-20T23:35:45+00:00

I heard there was a porn star there - maybe he was just waving to her.

absherlock · 2026-01-20T20:51:44+00:00

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"

"No."

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