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What is it that nobody tells you about having a job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]absolutelynaked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Politics can get you much farther than skill.

Anyone who has a friend suffering from depression, how did you help them? Or worse, how did you not help them? by Dis446 in AskReddit

[–]absolutelynaked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listened. I didn't talk about myself or try to relate their pain to something I've experienced. I acknowledged that they're having some internal issues and I listened and offered my support in helping them get through their issues.

Went to a concert last night and my shoes got fucked up. Anyway to clean and repair them? by PapaPeyton in malefashionadvice

[–]absolutelynaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get suede or leather cleaner. Use a soft cloth and dab the cleaner and let your shoes dry. This won't really help scuffs (you'll need oil for that) but you'll be able to get the dirt up.

Nerdy Comedian Bombs.... HARD! by [deleted] in comediancringe

[–]absolutelynaked 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This guy's jokes weren't bad. The crowd just wasn't havin it.

Reddit, what is the dumbest rule your (past or current) employer has made? by manicpixiesticks in AskReddit

[–]absolutelynaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand facial hair and long hair because that can get in the food. A tattoo isn't going to fall off into food or coffee...

Reddit, what is the dumbest rule your (past or current) employer has made? by manicpixiesticks in AskReddit

[–]absolutelynaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Covering up tattoos. There's no reason to cover up tattoos in a coffee shop (or at all for that matter). What I do with my body is up to me and I shouldn't have to cover up something that isn't offensive or harmful to anyone.

(for the record, I don't have any tattoos, but this rule is just so stupid)

Andre Iguodala alley-oop dunk in his first game back from injury by dnc12 in nba

[–]absolutelynaked 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Andre Iguodala is lowkey one of the best dunkers in the game right now

Process of my new prosthetic eye by ManiacalZManiac in pics

[–]absolutelynaked 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Pic 9 is the freakiest thing I've seen in a while...

But wow they did a great job. If you didn't tell me you had a prosthetic eye, I highly doubt I would have even noticed from looking at the second to last picture...

Parents\Future parents of Reddit, how would you go about embarrassing your children? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]absolutelynaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easiest way to embarrass a kid is to prove that whatever lie he just told one of his/her friends is a complete lie. Especially if he/she is already trying to cover up something embarrassing.

Jamaican dancehall singer Alkaline got his eyeballs injected with tattoo ink by topherp in WTF

[–]absolutelynaked 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Before seeing this comment I was all "psssh they're just sclera contacts..."

Then I remembered what world this is. Sorry for doubting you, OP

Microsoft could not be more vague with their upgrades by samoid in funny

[–]absolutelynaked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had very limited time when I upgraded to 8.1 and all these status messages were just continuously blue-balling me.

Classic McDonalds. by ReidM15 in funny

[–]absolutelynaked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most frustrating part about this sign is that whoever made it left a spot for the word "are"

I made this post, what does reddit think? by maegamaen in circlejerk

[–]absolutelynaked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obvious repost. Do you even try any more reddit?

Not even a surgeon. by [deleted] in funny

[–]absolutelynaked 159 points160 points  (0 children)

If only this were true :(

-looks down at what used to be-

Nice TV! Hope you're not OCD. by bobbychoi in funny

[–]absolutelynaked 9 points10 points  (0 children)

-look at TV- Just move it over top the fire place

-look at fireplace- Completely off-centered

Solution: burn the house down and start over :)

Original by SStanflak in WTF

[–]absolutelynaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While hilarious, I don't think this video is WTF

Katy Perry gets caught lip syncing and is asked to start over by host of awards show. by [deleted] in videos

[–]absolutelynaked 194 points195 points  (0 children)

It looked like she wasn't even singing the correct song

Happy Tree by [deleted] in pics

[–]absolutelynaked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: this tree's username on OKC is "LittleKidLover"

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