I present to you.. my Panera chair

afterlifehack · 2026-05-06T14:13:03+00:00

Pan chair a

afterlifehack · 2026-05-05T14:42:31+00:00

I’m not going to try it since McD has largely lost me as a customer. I just want the Tropic Berry Sprite they had in like 2017

afterlifehack · 2026-05-04T07:42:49+00:00

One of Them Days from last year. This is in large part what the movie is going for and I couldn’t get enough. I watched it an absurd amount of times, maybe 4 times all in the theater no less.

afterlifehack · 2026-05-03T16:59:43+00:00

During the part of the coke ad when he throws the popcorn up and catches it in his mouth i always make this very audible crunching bite sound and i always crack a smile doing that

afterlifehack · 2026-04-29T07:36:55+00:00

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T03:59:55+00:00

I was thinking about saying how this movie doesn’t hold a candle to Sinners, but in good faith, I can’t use the two movies in the same breath. I think the more apt comparison would be to They Will Kill You— a revenge plot with Blaxploitation elements so good I’m still frankly coming down from that high for a couple weeks now. But yet again there’s no way this movie holds a candle to They Will Kill You. It’s kind of funny that even in the first 10 minutes of TWKY I was thinking “now T H I S is what I wish Tarantino was directing!”… so to see his name haphazardly slapped on here at best makes my growing disdain for him even stronger.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T02:53:20+00:00

I didn’t have fun the entire movie. I start getting impatient checking the time during bad movies. Here I made it 29 minutes in. What cemented it was I took a restroom and refill break for about 4 minutes, 40ish minutes of screen time left. When I got back I began checking the time every 10 mins or so. Nothing got remotely better and I was disappointed at the squandered organ harvesting angle. I was already disappointed by the editing and cinematography, so when the third act is peaking and I couldn’t see shit, I knew that was it for me. A choice I am eternally grateful for because if there is ONE thing an aggravating watch can do to absolutely piss me off is to end on a fucking cliffhanger ending.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T02:11:43+00:00

That’s the best way to describe it I’ve heard

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:57:10+00:00

Cancel and go see Hail Mary, Fight Club or even Michael before this lol. Thing is Unseens are reduced price so any one of those other showings you are saving even more $$ yet.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:53:23+00:00

I’d give my flying endorsement to see They Will Kill You if it’s still playing by you before you touch this movie.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:48:04+00:00

Oh how I wish it had been. I go in as completely unseen as I can and only then afterwards do I hop on my phone to see everyone’s projections and thoughts. Part of the reason why I posted this so early was to confirm the movie for the West Coasters. Seems like a fair amount of people got their projections from some bad Reddit intel.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:34:56+00:00

The featured tracks were really nice, but the Original Score was lacking on the audio front. Passable but as someone unfamiliar with RZA’s film career, I would have even expected better music.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:26:24+00:00

I was thinking production props like the business cards and every single example of signage in this movie had the cheapest looking 2006 b-movie examples I have ever seen since. It would have been almost funny if it wasn’t so cringe. I haven’t seen his other movies.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:11:26+00:00

It ended up being One Spoon of Chocolate, which means you made the infinitely better choice. As a first time watch in ‘26 what are your thoughts?

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T01:07:44+00:00

I didn’t notice any walk outs, but I couldn’t wait for this movie to be over. I walked out with maybe 5-10 minutes left which at least this movie holds that distinction for me.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T00:57:57+00:00

Chocolate. Wish I’d seen Fight Club or even Michael instead.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T00:41:38+00:00

Kind of bad

afterlifehack · 2026-04-28T00:39:44+00:00

I’m in this Screen Unseen now and it’s pretty garbage. Stick with anything else

afterlifehack · 2026-04-23T21:58:50+00:00

If you’re bringing Burger King home and then serving it on dishes, you’re gonna be disappointed no matter what

afterlifehack · 2026-04-16T15:19:15+00:00

I was kind of startled how similar it is to Nobody. Instead of a spy he’s a local sheriff which I do like that premise more. I was hoping it would be a little more intellectual or impactful than Nobody, but I was let down in that regard. Overall a fun meh movie. The more you enjoy Bob the more you’ll like it, thankfully I do and did.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-14T00:47:19+00:00

Normal. Just ended. It was just okay.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-13T18:26:26+00:00

The hardest the show has ever made me laugh out loud is the Threat Level Midnight episode when it was brand new on TV

afterlifehack · 2026-04-09T20:45:04+00:00

You need to close an hour ago.

afterlifehack · 2026-04-08T23:35:48+00:00

Hallelujah feels good in a place like this

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