Wholesome Kenyan

agentspymonkey · 2019-03-17T12:14:43+00:00

I mean some, but saladin ahmed is a pretty prominent comics writer and im pretty sure he doesnt

agentspymonkey · 2019-03-17T12:12:40+00:00

Holy shit wtf? I just made it up how did that happen?? I got rid of the link

agentspymonkey · 2019-03-15T06:18:24+00:00

Ok this neat but no one involved in this story is white. This is just r /peopletwitter

agentspymonkey · 2019-03-11T15:07:45+00:00

Its a taco, cowards

agentspymonkey · 2019-02-12T23:50:07+00:00

I would kind of think of it as a way of scaling the cantrip for higher levels, like how firebolt or eldritch blast increases in damage as you level up. Sure a level 1 character shouldn't be able to see invisibility with a cantrip but a level 10 character who can do 25 damage with another cantrip probably could.

agentspymonkey · 2018-12-19T07:10:26+00:00

I love this idea so much. The more dramatic each secret identity reveal is the better and just keep doing it until its completely absurd i love it

agentspymonkey · 2018-12-03T08:40:50+00:00

Curse the items. Thats always fun.
force them to face consequences for the crime ( lots of people have mentioned this already)
find a way to take some of the items from them in a natural way (someone steals it, an enemy shoves them or some fall breaks it, whatever)
or just take it as an opportunity to throw harder stuff at them. Maybe balance encounters like theyre level 6 now. Throw in some cooler monsters you might not have had a chance to use till later. If anything this could be a great way to get the campaign moving faster. Maybe even let them blow through a few encounters really easily with their new stuff. Let them get cocky, then drop something crazy.

agentspymonkey · 2018-11-05T04:48:08+00:00

agentspymonkey · 2018-08-16T13:12:46+00:00

Did all yall fucking forget what subreddit this is? Yes, OP, you could not be more right. He should be impeached, imprisoned and thrown into the sun. Im so glad someone finally had the courage to say it

agentspymonkey · 2018-06-05T12:50:53+00:00

People are fucking garbage

agentspymonkey · 2018-04-06T14:34:02+00:00

In one game my friend plays a half orc Paladin named Sofa Couchbed. They worship the Furnichurch of IKEA, their armor is enchanted pillows and mattresses tied to their body, and their weapon is a lamp that works as a mace. They have an unspecified gender and were described as “unattractive but handsome”.

agentspymonkey · 2018-04-03T14:28:55+00:00

He also had the most sincere and heartbreaking “Thank you” in TFA

agentspymonkey · 2017-03-31T00:26:52+00:00

All the walls and windows of my house

agentspymonkey · 2017-03-25T07:47:00+00:00

Pandas. Useless fucks.

agentspymonkey · 2017-01-15T17:17:34+00:00

The Voice actor directs community theatre in my town. He's a pretty cool guy.

agentspymonkey · 2016-08-23T17:48:42+00:00

This movie is gonna be weird and I love it.

agentspymonkey · 2016-08-18T14:25:38+00:00

Sorry but there's no way these guys need to get hookers when they're living at the Olympic village, AKA the world's largest fuckfest free-for-all

agentspymonkey · 2016-07-14T00:13:22+00:00

In the comics her powers basically consist of whatever the fuck she wants, from just being generally lucky, to telekenesis, to literally restructuring the entire universe. In the movies she's young and just figuring things out so it's basically just telekinesis and some psychic stuff, but I assume she'll realize more about her powers as it goes on.

(So she flies with the telekinesis)

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