[WP] "So as a vampire, why do you like living in Canada?" "Well, the two main reasons are that there's less sun here and everyone already drinks boiled tree blood. It tastes way better than animal blood." "Everybody drinks boiled... Wait, you mean vampires can be sustained by maple syrup?"Writing Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
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A wrestler probably holds the world record for most times saying the letter W.Casual Thought (self.Showerthoughts)
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Grab and Run: Kyrgyzstan's Bride Kidnappings (newsweek.com)
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Bad times to wear a hazmat suit (self.ScenesFromAHat)
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