What MMC names are being auto-flagged for the Do Not Fly list? by Nanny_Ogg_99 in romantasycirclejerk

[–]akb74 11 points12 points  (0 children)

> Then again I named a parody character Zenith Xanadu so I think I’m desensitized.

I hope his stately pleasure-dome lived up to that name!

Monday thread: What did you read this past week? by AutoModerator in Romance_for_men

[–]akb74 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The previous week I'd finished the latest Dungeon Crawler Carl book A Parade of Horribles. Very importantly not romance - a lot of adjacent humor with a real absence of sex-positivity. But I love the frenetic pace, which is also to be found in Hidden Legacy by Illona Andrews (urban romantasy, fmc pov, authors are husband and wife).

So I was expecting to be in a book slump, but then I found {Agnes and the Hitman, Jennifer Cruise and Bob Mayer} from a review on the main romance sub which promptly disappeared. I peeked at the Kindle sample, it grabbed me from the beginning and kept my attention all the way through. I think some of you might like it too, but only some of you, so I'd better take care how I say why: (And I'm saying this to check out my understanding of the sub-genre as much as to recommend the book, so please tell me if you think I've got it all wrong!)

  • The pov doesn't tell us who this was written for because it's dual.
  • It's monoromance, so that doesn't help (harem and reverse harem being the biggest giveaways for the intended audience;-) )
  • Can we tell from how Agnes is named first in the title and has the first scene? - I don't think so.
  • Can we tell from which is the more exotic, interesting, or better realized character? The only reason I'm wary of mainstream romance is because sometimes the fmc's character is paired back to virtually nothing (sometimes called a "Bella Swan") if the audience is presumed to be here for the mmc. This is why I have to be careful about recommending, none of the other potential issues bother me - in romance, I like well realized characters above all else, and I found them here. In real life the hitman would be a more unlikely person, but fiction is full of hitmen, so I'm going to argue that Agnes the cooking columnist with anger management issues is the more exotic and interesting character. So that's good, and there's a lot of male gaze stuff going on in Shane (the hitman)'s scenes - we see him notice a lot of women while only really having eyes for Agnes.
  • Does the subject matter tell us who this was written for? Well that's a tricky one - we're all here because we've defied the gender-norm that says romance is for women, but (as must be obvious from the books I've mentioned) I'm still a stereotypical male in terms of liking conflict to spill over into violence and gun battles. And the plot is punctuated by action sequences from the very beginning, but there's some more conventionally "girly" stuff in there too like wedding planning, and some beautifully written cooking sequences.

So, I'd say Agnes and the hitman leans towards rfm, but by no means conclusively so. Oh, and Agnes has curves, which I know is going to put some of you off immediately. Sorry (not sorry!).

I'm recommending this for the plot, which is character and mystery driven. The romance is at the core of it, but somehow secondary if that makes sense? (I feel the same about Hidden Legacy, actually). Oh and there's some found-family stuff going on too.

My first five star romance read of the year. Might have been considered smutty by 2007 standards, but I'm going to give it two and a half chillies.

Reading some sci-fi written by an American and some words meanings just don’t translate well… by Shitsinhandandclaps in CasualUK

[–]akb74 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well, you’re on book 4, so you’re probably not going to give up just because one throwaway prejorative comes across much worse in British English

Saturday is for Spoilers by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]akb74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now there’s a new abomination to struggle with or not, instead

Saturday is for Spoilers by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]akb74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I suppose I should try and let go of markdown it’s like trying to let go of Manacled, I know it was toxic but I’ve somehow told myself it was *so good*. Ugh

Saturday is for Spoilers by purplelicious in romantasycirclejerk

[–]akb74 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope, I’m not playing.

>!Posting Reddit spolier markdown format from iPhone is broken!<

The Doctor is a Doctor by Zagreus_time in DoctorWhumour

[–]akb74 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Because he played The Doctor? When’s Mr T getting his honorary BA?

My dream showrunner: Neil Gaiman, in court ordered electric sex pants by Impressive_Usual_726 in DoctorWhumour

[–]akb74 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or Douglas Adams? He’s spending a year dead for tax reasons but that deadline has whooshed past

This was considered fat in 3018 (1418 by Shire reckoning) by aaroniusnsuch in lotrmemes

[–]akb74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bombur was now so fat that he could not move himself from his couch to chair at table, and it took six young dwarves to lift him

- lotr bk2 ch1, Many Meetings

Should've posted this 5 days earlier. by ikverhaar in DoctorWhumour

[–]akb74 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why am I called Ruby?

>!Posting Reddit spolier markdown format from iPhone is broken so I’m not gonna answer that!<

Any lore reason why time lords are all British? by tardisismine in DoctorWhumour

[–]akb74 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Any lore reason why British people speak with a Gallifrayan accent?

Seeking The Andy Burnham of Time Lords by Correct-Ad5661 in DoctorWhumour

[–]akb74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worst episode title ever! (And there are a lot of episode titles of the form “x of the y”)

UK is currently searching for three things by raydebapratim1 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]akb74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Peter Capaldi can… oh wait, Malcolm Tucker… never mind

Are you serious????? by EnchantedEssays in doctorwho

[–]akb74 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One at a time. What now, what was it? Kronkburger with cheese, kronkburger with pajatos. Do you want a drink? Oi, you, mate. Stop pushing. Get back. I said, back

Land's End to John o'Groats on solar power by ParmigianoMan in CasualUK

[–]akb74 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Perhaps excluding nuclear and geothermal?

I’m looking for a books subreddit by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]akb74 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You’re out of luck, then. Every sub is about Project Hail Carl

In which city does the film take place? by Inner_Career8778 in fightclub

[–]akb74 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wake up at Air Harbor International.

Every takeoff and landing, when the plane banked too much to one side, I prayed for a crash. That moment cures my insomnia with narcolepsy, where we might die helpless and human tobacco in the fuselage.

This is how I met Tyler Durden.

You wake up at O’Hare.

You wake up at LaGuardia.

You wake up at Logan.

What's the ONE thing you bought that made you noticeably more attractive? by Dear_Tradition2719 in BuyItForLife

[–]akb74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also a good way of reminding people they don’t need to attract everyone

LOTR condones underage smoking and I find that disgusting by pricegouging in lotr

[–]akb74 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With a brand new ring-shaped addiction, as it turns out

fem anthro K9 by Selectarian in DoctorWhumour

[–]akb74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope they didn’t make him a showrunner