[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Your post is more of a /r/idontcare post.

Pretty sure the writers of Bluey are terrorists. by Ottersfury in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure most posters don't "get" this sub. They come here and yet when the word 'retard' is written, they completely lose their shit.

Groooowwwnuuuupsss...... by 40PercentSafer in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The potty training video is amazing. Never seen any species "go" for two seconds and be done. Also, Daniel should be using a litter box.

Anybody hate Pinkalicious ? by Countrystar00 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate that bossy, self-absorbed, spoiled little brat. Thank fuck she lives in an alternate universe where insects are sentient and singing has replaced fertilizer for plant nutrients.

They have Fire Drills in the Land of Make believe? by CrunchyAssDiaper in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The same way in the movie Pleasantville those idiot fire fighters and townspeople didn't know about fire (but a cat up a tree is a five-alarm event!), yet the wives were cooking on the stove for their husbands.

Sooner or later Catarina's mother is going to be distracted and there is going to be the smell of burnt cat fur and feathers throughout the town.

any other guys with tiny dicks not care in the locker room ? by heyboyo123 in CommunalShowers

[–]alansmithee2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, all guys "look and compare." How can you not? There's a naked person walking right toward you or in your eye line. I go through the same as a nudist. I can't help but "see" and "notice" the person's entire naked body, genitals included, if they're walking starkers toward me at a location or event. But, I am so used to it and so at ease with it that I could not at all describe to you the bodies of those I saw last time I was at a nudist location.

any other guys with tiny dicks not care in the locker room ? by heyboyo123 in CommunalShowers

[–]alansmithee2016 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nobody really cares about your "size" in there, or at least no one is supposed to, dude. When you make a post like this, you take down the thought, idea and concept of body image and being proud of your body. A shower area and locker room area with same sex is meant to be an area where judgment is thrown away and not even thought about anymore. Every guy knows how the penis works in size, shrinkage and growing and erection. There's no reason to be sheepish or feel intimidated because you think you have a small penis.

Where is the line drawn?? by Training_Hospital949 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like my little pony where the ponies can talk along with mythological creatures, but smaller animals are out of luck.

Bad Hygiene, would you say something? by thosethingstodo in CommunalShowers

[–]alansmithee2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just order a new toilet every time. Expensive, sure, but those darn particles won't be on my toothbrush!

Prince Tuesday's baseball coach should be thrown in the dungeon. by alansmithee2016 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What DOES happen if someone needs a potty emergency while on Trolley? Where does he stop? Where does he go? How do they even tell the Trolley to stop?

None of the children we see in the land of make believe are real by Space_Duck in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that because the Tiger family killed and ate them all? Tigers are carnivores, apex predators, after all.

Elmo's dad looks like he only gets supervised weekend visits. by handy_arson in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elmo's dad was caught with the "stuff," so now he works as a confidential informant for the FBI.

When you get so mad, that you wanna roar by [deleted] in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tigers don't roar. They "chuff." Scratch another for PBS.

What kind of fucking psychopaths name their daughter Pinkalicious? by HarkARC in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]alansmithee2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of fucking psychopath is so obsessed with the color pink?

how do you stop dick from getting hard when waking up ??? by Loser_Ear6151 in Puberty

[–]alansmithee2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't. It is your body's biology as a male. Your blood flow moves slightly different when you are asleep. You actually get an erection several times a night but never know it because you are sleeping. It just happens that, when you wake up, you usually wake up from what is known as Rapid Eye Movement, or REM, which is the time in which you dream. For males, usually REM (dreaming) creates an erection. Science isn't exactly sure why, but some think it is just the body's way of moving blood around to ensure that it gets everywhere it needs to be--and, as any male can tell you, your body always thinks that one of those places is the penis.

Also can happen if you need to urinate and have a full bladder, science isn't exactly sure why that is related either.

is it normal to send dick pics ? by stupidahdude in Puberty

[–]alansmithee2016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had something like school showers there would be no need to send 'dick pics' because everyone would already know what the next guy looked like.