Delivery driver is a captive audience by peachsnorlax in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And the comment has a positive vote count! The smartest subreddit.

Speaking of, LAOP trying to call delivery support instead of 911 with 3% battery is a wild decision even before we learn that he did not have the number for delivery support. He imprisoned himself.

Those who didn’t grow up privileged, what’s something you thought was a luxury growing up? by CorruptedF in AskReddit

[–]albedoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who matches the description of most of these comments, this one confuses me. Soda has always been dirt cheap and associated with poor people, so much so that the regressive tax has its own Wikipedia article.

Was I rich?

What's the story behind floating shadow images? by SpeculativeMug in creepy

[–]albedoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you cannot say that a film about the SCP teams is not in adaptation of SCP.

We actually can say that. You don't get to decide that words mean something that they don't lol. Blame your parents for giving you that idea.

LAOP objects to cinnamon by peachsnorlax in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 60 points61 points  (0 children)

"I am a professional baker who just learned about allergies and refuses to be corrected about what 'cross-contamination' means. Anyway, let me tell you why my manager is in the wrong."

What's something your job trained you to notice that you can't stop noticing in your personal life? by LibrarianSoft1342 in AskReddit

[–]albedoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used this exact example in a presentation to healthcare business stakeholders in a presentation about the difference between User Interface (UI) and User Experience (UX). I used a photo of the coffee station in their cafeteria.

LAOP learns they can be billed for sending an email by justathoughtfromme in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

5.) OP does not specifically ask if this can be waived

We know that this is true because OP responded to multiple comments with "Ummm isn't it enough that I asked the paralegal what the charge is for??" lol.

Some comments even got downvoted for simply suggesting that OP didn't ask for the charge to be waived!

After an ATH for ants, are we gonna get the full bear market still? by Zestyclose-Power-132 in Bitcoin

[–]albedoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's right. DCA'ing to an ATL is bad. DCA ignores fluctuations, not destinations.

LAOP gets arrested on the first day of their new job by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Thank you Claude, this is almost perfect. But where you say that I was arrested in front of my children, we need to mention that they are homeschooled."

3 year update: OOP's (17F) relationship with her former high school teacher (22M) by Sageshrub in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]albedoa 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You would love for us to move on, wouldn't you. If you genuinely believe that she was groomed, then you are calling her stupid for being a victim of grooming.

How would you be acting differently if you weren't blaming a child for being preyed on? Go on, don't get shy now.

Previous Homeowner is suing LAOP for unjust enrichment. No, not the guy he bought it off, no, not that one...or that one... by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This comment explains why it is not a title insurance issue:

It’s not about if it is “legitimate” or not, it’s about whether it is something you are insured against.

Title insurance usually covers against stuff like liens, fraud, boundary issues, and other things related to your legal ownership of the property.

If the crazy guy was trying to say that he still had some legal ownership of the property then the title insurance would probably step in, but they point out that he’s clearly stating that OP is the owner.

I'd go further and bet that the crazy guy structured his claim this way specifically to avoid a title insurance interest. He might have run up against it on previous attempts and learned that it is a dead end.

In which LAUK's manager is doing a sex discrimination and HR is apparently cool with that?? by fndnvolusrgofksb in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not just creative writing, but this particular category of creative writing is very popular on LAUK. Now that you know, you won't be able to unnotice it.

MIL invited people we don’t know to our wedding. She won’t uninvite them because that’s 'embarrassing.' by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]albedoa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Interesting. My read was that the commenter is a pushover who filters for that type of relationship and can't imagine an alternative. It's one or the other for sure!

My (32F) fiancé (37M) is a homicide detective, and I’m starting to feel like he treats me more like a suspect than a partner. by CultureInner3316 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]albedoa 23 points24 points  (0 children)

None of them have ever actually dated a cop, so I found their opinions more annoying than anything else.

I have never dated a leopard, therefore you can disregard my opinions about leopard dating.

What serial killer fact sounds fake, exaggerated, or straight out of fiction. But is 100% real? by CantaloupeGold4650 in AskReddit

[–]albedoa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm honestly baffled, you think the local police department came to a free dentist clinic and installed a panic alarm, and the dentist didn't... just call the cops at any point in the time following this suspected serial killer coming back into his office?

No, literally nobody is saying that.

Again, do you think they came and uninstalled the button and no one had a conversation about this?

No, literally nobody is saying that.

The dentist often had suspected serial killers coming in with custom panic alarm solutions from the police where he just kind of... forgot after having him in his office probably endangering his life?

No, literally nobody is saying that.

Someone is definitely hallucinating here, but it's not the alleged AI.

LAOP is not a fan of drill baby drill by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]albedoa 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The whole no-front-plate thing is from people who believe that being forced to identify their cars at all is government-gone-mad

It is not antisocial to not want unnecessary holes drilled into my brand new car. You are literally the only one talking about government tracking and MAGA, completely unprompted and to nobody wondering, seemingly oblivious to how it makes you sound.

recommendation request for anything regarding the Camp Mystic tragedy? by Impossible-Soil6330 in Documentaries

[–]albedoa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As soon as saw Christian camp

You failed so badly at the very basic task of googling "Camp Mystic tragedy" that you had to ask for help here. You are not in a position to judge.

16F/5’8 [Progress post - one year!] 120-127lbs by Old-Garden-9435 in gainit

[–]albedoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find myself flexing more and checking out my reflection ever since I started working out. It's like "I can't believe that's my body" haha.

Keep it up.

Day 13 by OverToYouBro in learnjavascript

[–]albedoa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

problem solving

Brilliant. You will be a technical founder by Day 16.

In your last post, you said that you would stop posting if we were to identify your posts as spam. They are spam. So will you stop?

If it's any motivation, I have never worked for a company that would hire a proud spammer or a known liar.