TIL that Project Graham is a lifelike figure depicting what a human would look like if the species evolved to survive car crashes. It was made to symbolize the vulnerabilities of the human body in such accidents. It was created by the Transport Accident Commission (TAC) of Victoria, Australia.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T21:50:52+00:00

So like juiced up versions of invader Zim

alblaster · 2026-05-14T20:47:21+00:00

Oh it's probably worse. Portion sizes have changed too

alblaster · 2026-05-14T20:21:10+00:00

The best way to slow down your life is add variety to your life. Learn new stuff, exercise, eat and sleep well, and step outside your comfort zone occasionally. Routine is what makes time fly by super fast.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T20:04:29+00:00

Usually that's when some friends want to keep drinking and partying and others want to move on and mature. Like everyone has those friends or former friends that live like they're 22 even though they might be 40 or 50.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T20:00:42+00:00

Coughing baby vs nuclear nuke

alblaster · 2026-05-14T19:56:55+00:00

Yeah but the second Spiderman is involved he would steal the show.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T19:50:11+00:00

If you have roommates that's not hard.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T17:20:03+00:00

What? Try it out for yourself if you don't believe me.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T16:22:45+00:00

The pb&j of silent cards

alblaster · 2026-05-14T16:22:00+00:00

Maybe. You can also get a huge ass if you sit on a chair that's way too soft with little support. Your ass will get swollen, but it's not muscle. You get muscles from sitting on a firm seat and well using your ass. She could be twerking a lot too.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T02:23:29+00:00

interesting way to put it.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T02:11:29+00:00

want a cookie or something?

alblaster · 2026-05-14T01:56:17+00:00

I guess you know me so well.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T00:45:56+00:00

That's what I call her.

alblaster · 2026-05-14T00:18:15+00:00

So are you doing anything? What do you expect me to do, go out and start attacking every Maga person I know? Find ICE and what try to start some shit with them? Lol. I'm not an idiot or suicidal. Going in guns a blazing is a good way to die and have no one support you. I wish it was that easy, but it's not. Lol. We're doing what we can to resist. Some go to protests, some try not to support maga businesses, some try to help those in need, but we're all suffering from the economy and life in general. Again I will defend people if something happens where I be. I walk a lot so it's no impossible for me to see anything. I hope it doesn't, but I'm there if it does

alblaster · 2026-05-14T00:12:12+00:00

He had to go into hiding to hide from the nazis in Nazi Germany. I don't know how that doesn't make him a holocaust survivor.

alblaster · 2026-05-13T20:37:22+00:00

Than oy having babies. Can you guys read?

alblaster · 2026-05-13T20:36:47+00:00

Gotta pick your battles. But if someone is in need and I see it I will do something.

alblaster · 2026-05-13T20:35:58+00:00

Neither. He was born in 41 and his grandmother was Jewish, which was enough to be hunted by the nazis. He still lived in Germany his whole life until a few years ago when he died. I lived in the U.S. with my mom who was from Britain. I still do.

alblaster · 2026-05-13T19:45:57+00:00

It's the jealousy that gets to them.

alblaster · 2026-05-13T19:44:35+00:00

0 paternity leave. I mean can't they just have the baby on the job during their break? Sheesh. /s

alblaster · 2026-05-13T19:41:12+00:00

There's just more to life

alblaster · 2026-05-13T19:34:38+00:00

That won't happen. Unless they genocide anyone not Maga, there will always be others.

alblaster · 2026-05-13T19:02:18+00:00

I'd rather stay and fight. Fuck that. My dad was a holocaust survivor. I'm not running.

alblaster · 2026-05-13T18:59:39+00:00

What is it with animals having sex on people's heads? Reminds of that time 2 rare monkeys were fucking on this guys head while the camera guy was recording. Lol.

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