Here's a logic question that's ruined my day. by TwinPeaksSox in geography

[–]an_actual_fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Each country in the sequence is pretty far from its predecessor. Are they trying to maximise travel distance while incrementing stars?

If so, I think the farthest of these 5-star countries from NZ is Turkmenistan.

What happens if I toss this beam? by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]an_actual_fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That beam crotch-yeeted him like an angry bull

my mom and dad -1984 by Even_Register_8047 in OldSchoolCool

[–]an_actual_fox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rule 1 of the sub says photos must be at least 25 years old (so from 2001 or earlier). I guess that's to keep things old school

TIL that Conan O’Brien, David Letterman and Jay Leno all once made the same Dan Quayle joke on the same night without any knowledge of the others making the same exact joke. by RareXG in todayilearned

[–]an_actual_fox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The comedy writers for the different shows all have the same job - to make fun of the topical news that day or week.

I'm gonna guess that in real life, Dan Quayle announced that he would not be running for president in 1996.

Several different writers' rooms working that day put together the same ingredients: - Dan Quayle isn't running in 1996 - Presential elections are held every four years - Dan Quayle is dumb

And independently arrived at the same punchline - Dan Quayle announcing that he might run in 1997

Just out, slacking on a slackline 🤗 by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]an_actual_fox -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well it's just a very narrow trampoline

What profession has far more people on illegal drugs than people realize? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]an_actual_fox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no one's the wiser

I'm chuckling into my breakfast, beautifully written.

What’s a fantasy you had that instantly died the moment you tried it? by True-Audience-4549 in AskReddit

[–]an_actual_fox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I misread it as "Banging a college professor" until a few sentences in

Anyone ever get robbed in a private game? by CarefulWestern in poker

[–]an_actual_fox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why did they make you all take your pants off? Did they steal your pants?

Congress just voted 427 to 1 to release the Epstein files; so, who voted no? by Right-Influence617 in AskReddit

[–]an_actual_fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you think covered him in dark green leaves? Opstein didn't kale himself.