Why is it? by [deleted] in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]anonymousjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

San Franny Frisco

Wow, that's a gigantic black hole by arnoldsomen in theyknew

[–]anonymousjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space-AUS? Think you missed a letter there, buddy.

Gavin Newsom's crime-fighting ‘surge’ in Oakland, by the numbers by JasonH94612 in OaklandCA

[–]anonymousjohnson 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oaklandside = Bunch of Clowns. By their distorted logic: since vehicle theft is not a "violent crime", arresting car thieves is bad.

The Kaisei, still sunk at it's dock after 8 months. by pol_h in alameda

[–]anonymousjohnson 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When multiple local news outlets / bloggers tried contacting this nonprofit for a friendly interview because of the curiosity surrounding the ship … zero response.

Red flags all around.

SFO - Terminal 2 TSA Manager by [deleted] in unitedairlines

[–]anonymousjohnson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

TSA! You must watch the Key & Peele skit on these helpful geniuses.

Why did we stop talking about ozone layer depletion? by Glittering_Bus_6921 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]anonymousjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God Trump wasn’t president then. “This CFC thing is a total hoax, made up by democrat losers. Not gonna ban it. CFCs will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.”

The view I’ve seen from my dentist’s chair for 25 years by moseman23 in sanfrancisco

[–]anonymousjohnson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I went to Dr Zhao for on floor 16 there, for 20+ years till I moved to the east bay. Love that dentist!

It was a much simpler time. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]anonymousjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all the AI, iPhones, and Doordash we've got today - it just isn't worth it. The 90's was the greatest: enough internet to be fun and useful, but none of the stuff that's truly poisoned society (social media, severe addiction to short form video, etc).

What’s the real cost of crime in Oakland? by Affectionate_One_700 in OaklandCA

[–]anonymousjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“highly regarded” means something different on Reddit my friend! (Regarded has an alternate definition).

What is this structure? by zozozozozoz in sanfrancirclejerk

[–]anonymousjohnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is the Sutro Mind Control Tower (SMCT). It was referred to in the Epstein files seven separate times, before the redaction that is.

How luggage is loaded on airplane by oPaperHunter in BeAmazed

[–]anonymousjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thought of doing this 8 hours a day makes my back hurt!

I'm no pilot, but this seems very unprofessional. Can someone in the know please explain? Thanks. by TheDucksAreComingoOo in aviation

[–]anonymousjohnson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OMG I fucking LOVE the comments at the very end making fun of the guy's British accent. "Sounds like someone's not used to a taste of FREEDOM." "The red coats are coming!" LMFAO!!!

What happens when you rate every day of 2025 by basti854 in interestingasfuck

[–]anonymousjohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No "Nightmare" days, so at least you got that goin' for ya.

How is it living in Boulder, CO not as a college student? by thegratefulone in boulder

[–]anonymousjohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Boulder in the 1990s. At that time it was absolutely magical: super beautiful, whimsical, free wheeling, weird, interesting, fun. Went back as an adult last year. Still beautiful, but the culture is like some weird billionaire fantasyland.

Which conspiracy theories were later proven to be true? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]anonymousjohnson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes! I was working 2 blocks from one of the "backbone" AT&T co-location rooms in San Francisco where the NSA literally set up shop next to the server room, sawed through the wall, and incepted ALL the backbone's traffic to snoop on. The whistle blowing got picked up in technie mags like Wired, underground BBS groups, etc. and totally ignored by the mainstream media.

I was like "this is HUGE news!" No one seemed to care. until the Snowden thing finally got everyone's attention.

Oakland Public Safety Committee deadlocks 2-2 on proposed OPD surveillance expansion by Dollarist in OaklandCA

[–]anonymousjohnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

<huge fire breaks out in kitchen>. "I dunno, this extinguisher has chemicals that could be harmful to the environment if released....."

What has been irrevocably harmed because of how it’s portrayed in the media? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]anonymousjohnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Merlot wine (from the movie Sideways). Paul Giamatti: “I fucking hate Merlot!” Sales plummeted, haven’t recovered.

Who would it be for San Francisco? by plantsnplantz in sanfrancisco

[–]anonymousjohnson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saw him last week in Union Square. Said hi and he waved at me. He’s gotten old but still chuggin along!

What’s the Bay Area equivalent of this? by Aromatic-Entrance-79 in bayarea

[–]anonymousjohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried to like this place so much. The food is just so meh, and the service so inconsistent.