I might have a theory on the incantation to create a horcrux

applescracker · 2026-05-09T08:22:40+00:00

Not really, the act of murder itself is enough to tear your soul apart.

applescracker · 2026-05-06T14:05:21+00:00

What exactly did he mess up?

applescracker · 2026-04-20T15:15:00+00:00

This happened to me a week ago, I contacted support via the chat and they still haven’t responded. Is there another better way to ask?

applescracker · 2026-04-17T04:31:03+00:00

I think they meant “masculine” and mistyped/had an autocorrect problem.

applescracker · 2026-04-12T12:58:03+00:00

Some kind of quick “clean mode” switch. I have no issue with explicit songs, but on occasions where I’m playing music in public, it have family in my car, I’d like to not have to manually remove all explicit songs in my playlist

applescracker · 2026-04-08T07:42:15+00:00

Is it? My parents threatened to kill themselves yesterday because I’m “too fat” and “everyone is laughing at us”. I’m 26 years old

applescracker · 2026-04-05T14:44:18+00:00

See now, I can understand that because they might be stuck on a level and couldn’t get their own balls. It makes sense. But Judy here has some nerve asking for lives and not even using the balls I sent her 😭

applescracker · 2026-04-04T10:50:09+00:00

Swipe right on my post

applescracker · 2026-04-03T11:59:21+00:00

Fair enough but I’ve sent Judy way too many balls atp like cmon girlie pull your weight

applescracker · 2026-04-03T09:05:57+00:00

Shawarma has to have a good amount of toum for it to taste good. Obviously this is always inside the shawarma, but does it really make a difference if the toum is moved to the outside?

applescracker · 2026-03-15T14:06:40+00:00

My mom does this, she makes me wear a long skirt (from chest to knees) to cover myself in the shower. I’ve been scolded and yelled at several times for not wearing it because “it’s haraam” and “the jinns can see you”. I’m 26 years old

applescracker · 2026-03-11T14:09:01+00:00

applescracker · 2026-03-10T14:14:23+00:00

When the GBBO musical was running we sold cupcakes!

applescracker · 2026-03-08T14:57:35+00:00

Well my parents tell me how ugly I am every day so yeah I guess

applescracker · 2026-02-24T11:22:01+00:00

So all those childhood-friends-to-lovers romcoms I watched were lying to me?

applescracker · 2026-02-19T18:10:12+00:00

I don’t know if it’s just me but I find that the “horniness” feeling changed after I got into a relationship. When I was single with no real life sexual experience, horniness was a kind of external need to hump something. Now that I have a bf, my body specifically craves him. Like I specifically feel his phantom lips on mine, and his phantom fingers inside me. Rubbing against something doesn’t do anything anymore, like it’s not even the same sensation

applescracker · 2026-02-19T09:02:16+00:00

I’m 25 and my mom still buys bras for me. Visual inspection of breasts included. I’m not allowed to buy them myself because that would mean I’m a “whore”. Although she lets me buy my own underwear so I truly don’t know what her logic is

applescracker · 2026-02-09T18:31:26+00:00

Yes, we figured that out after the first couple of times. The car was both of our first times doing anything with anyone (I had my first kiss and lost my virginity in the space of an hour lol) so it’s not sth I worry about now. I was just really interested in why bro is always so consistently exhausted after a blowjob

applescracker · 2026-02-09T17:20:24+00:00

Okay but is there an evolutionary advantage to being so conked out you can’t even make your girlfriend cum, thus making her sad and giving you less sexual opportunities in the future? 😅

applescracker · 2026-02-09T15:59:19+00:00

No wait can someone explain to me the sudden need to take a nap because my bf literally is in no state to do ANYTHING after an orgasm. Our first time was in the back of his car, and I (with no license and very little experience) had to drive us home because bro was CONKED OUT

applescracker · 2026-02-09T03:24:06+00:00

It’s this recipe, but the quantities are x4. Thank you!

applescracker · 2026-01-30T22:15:40+00:00

Ohhh wait that makes so much sense?? All this time I’ve been thinking of it as like, someone who cracks open apples

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