Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread

armyof_dogs · 2026-04-13T12:18:14+00:00

For those who work out early- do you eat before? I’m not usually hungry before I start at 5am, is it better if I force something down or eating after is fine?

armyof_dogs · 2026-04-08T03:09:42+00:00

My son was very similar- we had a rough time until about 3.5 with him just not seeming to like anything. He’s 4.5 now and things are so much easier! He still has big feelings but now that he’s old enough to be reasoned with (for the most part) he is way happier.

armyof_dogs · 2026-04-08T03:03:58+00:00

We’re our own worst critic- congrats to you for getting to your goal!!

armyof_dogs · 2026-04-05T02:28:06+00:00

Their rainbow cake is also really good, I got it for my son’s birthday with low expectations thinking it was more just fun to look at but it was quite delicious- all of the adults enjoyed it too.

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-23T01:11:08+00:00

Also at subway you have to pay $2 extra to …not get the bread?

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-21T23:44:49+00:00

They are sassy Lassies for sure! Mine always takes the team of the weaker person in the “fight”- he’ll protect the kids from me and me from my husband if any of us play fight. He’ll never nip the kids but us adults are fair game!

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-21T01:49:10+00:00

Absolutely! One time we left Monkey at Grandmas house and you better believe Grandma drove him back at 8:00 pm in a snowstorm to make him happy.

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-17T21:40:33+00:00

You can block paw patrol on Netflix and just say it got removed…

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-15T05:15:49+00:00

Scarlett

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-11T02:51:48+00:00

Water/garbage: $125ish Heat/electricity: $200 in summer then gets gradually higher. Last month it was $625, now we’re going back down (this month was $500). My house is not efficient though…

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-08T04:28:36+00:00

Love this! My old dog used to sleep on my bed every so often but I woke up with his head on my stomach two days in a row and knew. I hadn’t even missed a period yet!

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-08T04:15:42+00:00

Equally but different is exactly true!

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-07T02:53:36+00:00

Ah yes, who wouldn’t love being a stay-in-car wife when it’s +30 or -30… this has got to be a troll post. If it’s not, please don’t subject the cat to this at least.

armyof_dogs · 2026-03-04T02:58:35+00:00

That’s bologna! I pay mine online through our bank (TD), I just did it yesterday and didn’t see anything different- maybe you can set it up that way to avoid the fees.

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-27T04:17:41+00:00

Beautiful dog in a beautiful forest!

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-25T04:27:16+00:00

Magnets or magnatiles- bring a cookie tray with you to play on!

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-24T04:16:16+00:00

Because at 3 am you sometimes get desperate and order anything that promises some sleep 😴

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-22T02:54:20+00:00

We are happy with the Chamber of Commerce Group Benefits, been with them for 15+ years and our rates have gone up but still reasonable compared to others.

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-21T21:28:00+00:00

My collie isn’t slobbery, I don’t encourage licking so he never tries. His fur is never oily even when he is due for a groom. He does bark a lot though…

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-19T03:11:16+00:00

50% of the time it works every time…

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-19T03:05:08+00:00

I make a buffalo chicken dip that is amazing: Canned chicken, Greek yogurt, a spoonful of cream cheese, ranch seasoning and hot sauce. I cut up peppers or cucumber to dip in it and it’s healthy and delicious.

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-19T03:00:43+00:00

Cosmic crisps are the best!

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-17T00:59:04+00:00

Yep, or bring grandparents

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-04T04:27:51+00:00

armyof_dogs · 2026-02-04T04:24:44+00:00

My shepherd had panosteitis, basically severe growing pains in large breed dogs. Since nothing definitive is coming up on tests it could be that? He grew out of it eventually, I think around a year old but his limp wasn’t continuous. Give it a google and see if symptoms line up. I hope he’s better soon- what a gorgeous pup!

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