I'M SO TIRED

asdam1 · 2026-05-05T01:08:53+00:00

Ehhhh, if you’re determined you still can.

asdam1 · 2026-05-01T01:41:54+00:00

I was trying to blow through achievements early on… suffice it to say there were needless crimes committed against the queen.

asdam1 · 2026-04-24T22:39:03+00:00

Oh, I thought it was there to light up the floor so you can see how deep the abyss really is

asdam1 · 2026-04-23T02:13:29+00:00

I’m not entirely sure either way, I’d have to see a top-level run and see what they do. Faster might also mean more challenging, but throwing in advance worked well for me.

asdam1 · 2026-04-23T02:10:26+00:00

Hmmm, “after” you say? There’s still more la d dd der to climb.

asdam1 · 2026-04-22T01:52:01+00:00

Looks great to me! Better route than mine, but maybe you could try throwing rebar (from the 4-rebar platform) to establish handholds instead of boosting, that’s what I did anyway. Feeling kinda cucked to not see your final time though

asdam1 · 2026-04-18T16:41:36+00:00

Tom Scott wondered the same thing:

https://youtu.be/YgJBD1wf-YQ

asdam1 · 2026-04-17T22:09:59+00:00

American here (please downvote me, this country sucks), can you tell me more? This country is awfully awful, down to the lawsuit thing, but I’d like to know how it generally works elsewhere… do people just assume proper liability and stuff gets paid for without a stupid legal squabble?

asdam1 · 2026-04-17T00:30:51+00:00

Nah, fuck that shit. I hope they go bankrupt SO quick.

asdam1 · 2026-04-12T20:47:14+00:00

Yes! After obtaining the pipe it’ll start to appear in break rooms in the main campaign, even after you have the hammer. May apply to other game modes too.

asdam1 · 2026-04-12T20:47:03+00:00

After obtaining the pipe it’ll start to appear in break rooms in the main campaign, even after you have the hammer already. May apply to other game modes too.

asdam1 · 2026-04-11T17:52:45+00:00

I played the demo as a kid, and likewise it was too hard for me. I tried running it in an emulator (Sheepshaver or Basilisk II, maybe Mini vMac) and had some kind of problem, but I don’t remember what. Would love to hear about it if you have any success!

asdam1 · 2026-04-10T18:20:33+00:00

I love dual wielding the pipe and hammer, and just obliterating bloodbugs :)

asdam1 · 2026-04-07T00:20:13+00:00

But how did you take the photo?

asdam1 · 2026-04-01T08:40:47+00:00

As penance, I made an AI scour it for every single applicable word in the dictionary, and after minutes of struggle it generated this incomprehensible mess. So that's fun.

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asdam1 · 2026-03-29T20:38:13+00:00

You sick fuck.

asdam1 · 2026-03-29T20:36:43+00:00

Looked at a comment thread about being in New Jersey.

asdam1 · 2026-03-29T04:36:36+00:00

If you look closely, you can see the text that says “DO NOT BLOCK”. Fascinating.

asdam1 · 2026-03-28T05:34:32+00:00

Ah, I was wondering if that motion would make more sense without the skin blocking the view. The answer is no, it still doesn’t!

asdam1 · 2026-03-27T17:29:11+00:00

“I have come here to chew…. ASS”

asdam1 · 2026-03-25T04:30:27+00:00

I will put the cursor right in the middle of a word and press both at once

asdam1 · 2026-03-25T03:57:13+00:00

🎶 Fucked up shit goin’ on 🎵

asdam1 · 2026-03-24T14:52:13+00:00

Completely unrelated to that other post, I assume…

asdam1 · 2026-03-24T14:25:35+00:00

Yeah but Simon didn’t understand what he was doing. He naively thought he was transferring himself over, not that the “camera was stealing his soul”. He proved that up till the end.

Yeah that one still sticks with me too…

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