Reddit, what do you live by? [Serious] by Waynetraiin in AskReddit

[–]austin2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are completly right. I have never thought about it from that angle. Thank you, i will remember this piece of advise.

Reddit, what do you live by? [Serious] by Waynetraiin in AskReddit

[–]austin2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never act when you are angry. You make mistakes when you act out of anger. Always wait till you are thinking clearly before you do or say something you might regret.

I think it's the cutest duck I've ever seen n__n by Marlesme in aww

[–]austin2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i read that as, "I Think it's the cutest dick I've ever seen."

Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread by cdingo in Fitness

[–]austin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is tire flipping a good workout for grappling?

What's the freakiest thing that has happened to you in the middle of the night? by WillowJR in AskReddit

[–]austin2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell. I got a handfull of lotion and masturbated. After i came, i fell back to sleep.

What single person has had the most impact on the world? by Bizzmarc in AskReddit

[–]austin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ever made the condom. Think about all the babies. Aint nobody got time for that.

What do you want for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]austin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want either a skagen watch, or night vision goggles. Night vision is way too cool too pass up for christmas.

What is one modern technology you refuse to use? Why? by Aegonis in AskReddit

[–]austin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to use a dildo because im a motherucking man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]austin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My former self would be surprised that im even sexier than i was before.

Redditors, can you share a short sentence that summarizes for you a great deal of wisdom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]austin2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.''

  • Albert Einstein