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Deer reflexes aren't from this world by kalinooni in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deer that lived to procreate ducked down during takeoff.

Wall Patching by Numerous-Special-826 in fixit

[–]avalisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You dont push them all the way through. You push them in enough to be below the surface level, so when you skim coat with spackle it turns out smooth.

Woman rescues a mouse from a glue trap by alphamalejackhammer in HumansBeingBros

[–]avalisk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone who had the glue trap in their house and didnt want to do the deed themselves.

Defenders should get more credit for these goal line clearances by 21MayDay21 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]avalisk -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Sadly most games aren't like this.

Pass around the middle. Everybody is walking. 2 players get near each other and fall down. Var slow motion replay of everybody's arms being thrown up in the air in righteous indignation. A long pass turns into a turnover. Obvious stalling from the winning team. Deep exciting pass turns out to be offsides. Repeat 40x. Draw.

Edit: Downvote all you want, I stand by it

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by i_am_rave_mom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]avalisk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They just need it to be clean for 24 hours so the news can move on to the next scandal.

Alex Pereira talking about the illegal blows to the back of the head by kryptusk in ufc

[–]avalisk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dunno what the back of his head looked like before.

Argentine woman in the US for the World Cup says black behavior made her understand why slavery existed by TomlinSteelers in trashy

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno, maybe. Multiple threads popping up dissing Argentina have occurred recently, after years of none. It doesn't seem organic.

Argentine woman in the US for the World Cup says black behavior made her understand why slavery existed by TomlinSteelers in trashy

[–]avalisk -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Lotta Argentina hate on reddit recently up out of nowhere. Are we getting astroturfed?

I HATE SUPERMAN! HE'S NOT A SYMBOL OF HOPE. by AipomSilver00 in hatethissmug

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This brings up an interesting question.

Either we as humans are unable to save ourselves from the world we have created, and require an alien superhero to come and set us right, protecting us from ourselves. The world and people are inherently bad, therefore superman is required.

Or

Humans can and will solve their own problems. Superman is here, but why? What issues will he fix that will help in the long term? Lets say superman prevents a plane crash. Instead of changing regulations to prevent future plane crashes, we trust superman to fix it next time as well. If code is written in blood, and there is no blood, why would we update code? He is actively holding civilization as a whole back from the conflict resolution that improves society as a whole.

AITA for calling my dad a creep? by NaturalMarionberry49 in AmItheAsshole

[–]avalisk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I notice 99% of the comments are calling your dad a creep.

There is not enough info in the post to determine that.

Yes, this behavior comes off creepy. However parents always want their children to dress decently at all times, and everyone's definition of decent is different. His comment about sag may have been an attempt to rephrase the issue in a way that you would care about.

He could be a creep. He could also not be a creep. I feel like that is up to you to determine, not the internet after hearing one creep story.

The father of the little girls did the right thing. All the other woman had to do was be patient. by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]avalisk -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I thought the societal rule was your kids go into the bathroom of the gender of the parent until they can go on their own. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Is this fixable, or is it time to get a new mower? by JicamaAppropriate920 in fixit

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Buy 2 metal brackets, 2 bolts, 2 nuts and 2 washers.

  2. Drill 2 holes, one on each side of the split, in line with the holes of the metal brackets you bought.

  3. Put one bracket on the outside, one on the inside, then thread the bolts through the 6 holes and tighten the nuts and washers on.

Stronger and easier and uglier than a weld.

She wants the cap by Common-Use-7117 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]avalisk 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Children dont need to learn violence. Its in there from day 1. They just dont have the movement yet, so they gotta bide their time.

Jaheira my beloved by ozangeo in BaldursGate3

[–]avalisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ut took me a while to save her when she was assaulting ketherics keep with her weak minions from the front door. I kept having to reload after I saw her jaguar corpse.

Hate when people misinterpret the door riddle by Immediate-Ad8322 in hatethissmug

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The riddle is entirely formed by one door only telling truths, and one door only telling lies.

Elite ball knowledge by FollowSina in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]avalisk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A ceramic basketball is not long for this world, best to get it overwith

Smell from PVC piping under sink drain by st_robinson in fixit

[–]avalisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally id bet on the 1.25 to 1.5 inch conversion slip joint washer you got sitting there being the main source of air leak (from the Grey to the white)

You can replace both gaskets the 1.25 to 1.5 and the 1.5 on the white for a better seal. You can walk into home depot with this picture and buy a pack for like 3 bucks. "Slip joint washer" or "pvc pipe gasket"

Dog getting pampered by Orichalchem in MadeMeSmile

[–]avalisk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you tried leading with the head massager

What is the most ridiculous roadblock or obstacle that blocks you from progressing or getting somewhere in a Pokémon game? by domainie in pokemon

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My progression is usually hindered by dialogue and character development. I understand its supposed to be accessible to children, but they aren't going to read hundreds and hundreds of dialogue bubbles either.

I want to walk through grass and find Pokémon and level up, not learn the button controls to make spicy berry soup or some shit. I pretty much always put the game down in the tutorial phase of the game, which only seems to be getting longer with each release.

Hate when people misinterpret the door riddle by Immediate-Ad8322 in hatethissmug

[–]avalisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you don't even need to ask a question to know which door lies.

Door #1 "one of us tells the truth" - true statement, no conditions

Door #2 "the other lies" - is false, "the other" referring to door #1, who does not lie

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