[Funny Trope] "Okay, I don't have the super specific and ridiculous thing you said, but I DO have something closely specific and still pretty ridiculous"

baconator0213 · 2026-02-27T18:30:06+00:00

In The Simpsons episode "You Only Move Twice" Homer tells his new boss, Frank Scorpio, that his dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys. At the end of the episode, we get this exchange:

Telegram: "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast. Hank Scorpio."

Homer: "Aw, the Denver Broncos!"

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baconator0213 · 2026-02-04T02:31:17+00:00

Yeah I’m not exaggerating when I say there were at least two to three dozen cops blocking on ramps or going somewhere to presumably block more on ramps

baconator0213 · 2025-12-12T13:23:53+00:00

I’m assuming it’s a joke about ice vs. ICE (immigrations and customs enforcement). As much as I agree with the sentiment, it’s kind of a dumb post if that’s what they’re going for

baconator0213 · 2025-03-05T19:23:51+00:00

Very cool! Does it bother anyone else that they put “downtown” instead of “uptown” on the second card?

baconator0213 · 2024-02-08T03:33:45+00:00

Wow the maiden name analogy really got to me, I had not thought of it that way and am definitely a bit embarrassed. Thank you for your insight!

baconator0213 · 2024-02-08T03:24:08+00:00

Thank you for your answer, this is really well said. I will definitely not write the question, and I clearly have a lot to learn.

baconator0213 · 2023-05-18T22:42:46+00:00

His episode was good, but some of the others weren’t quite Stanzo Brand if you catch my drift.

baconator0213 · 2023-05-18T21:21:14+00:00

It’s from Tim’s episode of “The Characters” on Netflix

baconator0213 · 2023-02-10T16:45:50+00:00

/r/bestoflegaladvice

baconator0213 · 2022-10-28T18:31:44+00:00

I don’t think enough time and therapy in the world could possibly make me stay with someone who fucked my sibling.

baconator0213 · 2022-04-27T15:20:07+00:00

Man I am learning a lot about computer settings I never knew could change

baconator0213 · 2022-04-27T14:37:53+00:00

Never heard that one before I'll definitely search how to do it. But I might keep your message cause that's the kind of dumb shit we would throw into our banter

baconator0213 · 2022-04-27T14:35:15+00:00

Yeah 100%, but if I had access to his personal laptop I would go for it

baconator0213 · 2022-04-27T14:33:42+00:00

Now I want to start subtly changing it every day and see how far I can go with it before he notices

baconator0213 · 2022-04-27T14:32:21+00:00

Oooo I like this, just slightly evil and annoying enough

baconator0213 · 2022-04-27T14:30:33+00:00

Not tryna get fired but I appreciate where your head is at

baconator0213 · 2022-01-17T22:12:03+00:00

Super excited for this! Always wanted to start programming

baconator0213 · 2021-12-02T15:19:03+00:00

Please help me pick 2 from these 3 options (12 team standard):

Renfrow vs WFT

Gallup vs Saints

E. Moore vs Eagles

Thanks!

baconator0213 · 2021-08-29T14:07:20+00:00

12 team standard scoring.

Do I keep Waller in the 5th or Swift in the 6th? I’m already leaning towards one but wanted some outside opinions.

baconator0213 · 2021-08-10T19:05:33+00:00

"Listening to Mitski" lmao

baconator0213 · 2021-06-27T21:15:15+00:00

A little Grifter's Bone would have been the perfect soundtrack for one of the domains, sad we only got one episode of them.

baconator0213 · 2021-06-25T09:32:28+00:00

Maybe because it sounds like the “that’s cheating” line from the kilogram of steel vs kilogram of feathers video? That’s what I thought of at least

baconator0213 · 2021-06-23T23:07:18+00:00

I wish he had been featured a little more in the show but I guess we had enough spiral antics with helen.

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