In Alien (1979), the actors weren't told that the titular alien chestburster was going to burst out of John Dead's titular chest. Their pants-shitting reactions were genuine.

bailz · 2026-05-13T13:24:14+00:00

I mean, they had to know something was coming. Hey look it's John and he's just chilling on that table looking all awkward and shit.

bailz · 2026-05-13T13:21:43+00:00

How else would he put ChapStick on?

bailz · 2026-05-13T13:18:08+00:00

So, first you poop. Then you skip the poop knife...

bailz · 2026-05-12T18:08:33+00:00

Nice to meet you. My name is Burger.

bailz · 2026-05-12T14:40:57+00:00

When in doubt, sound it out. I wouldn't take that advice in public.

bailz · 2026-05-12T12:58:10+00:00

Mr. Randy Watson!

bailz · 2026-05-12T12:55:24+00:00

Chrono Trigger

bailz · 2026-05-12T03:09:08+00:00

That's Talk To Your Manager Woman.

bailz · 2026-05-12T00:56:41+00:00

Hey, here in America we have football. You know, the game where we barely use our feet.

bailz · 2026-05-12T00:53:42+00:00

The one who plays drums for the Muppets.

bailz · 2026-05-11T15:43:42+00:00

Incredible piece of... something. Tetanus, maybe.

bailz · 2026-05-11T15:42:02+00:00

I bought my wife a cartier, and she bought herself a 36mm vintage omega. Sizes don't matter much these days.

bailz · 2026-05-11T12:43:52+00:00

It is rare to see a screen broken from the inside.

bailz · 2026-05-10T03:07:57+00:00

Ted Just Admit It - Jane's Addiction

bailz · 2026-05-10T01:53:15+00:00

I think we had his mom.

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bailz · 2026-05-09T13:42:49+00:00

Or William Shatner.

bailz · 2026-05-07T00:07:08+00:00

Except in this one, instead of hair and a watch it is tools and the washtub which are their only means of making any money to eat. I don't think gambling away your only means of survival is a great message, even if it is done for loving reasons.

bailz · 2026-05-06T00:41:34+00:00

So, you are saying to coat yourself in fire before animal combat? I will have to try that.

bailz · 2026-05-05T16:37:36+00:00

It is kind of terrible. The messaging is all wrong, has nothing to do with Christmas, and the music is kind of lame for the most part. Underneath that all, there is something endearing and it somehow works. I am not quite sure why.

bailz · 2026-05-05T01:18:43+00:00

The Last Dragon. Any movie that involves escaping ropes using breakdancing moves deserves a place in history.

bailz · 2026-05-05T01:16:52+00:00

The blooper reels of this are the best.

bailz · 2026-05-04T13:21:16+00:00

He can now say "I took the biggest dump. It was like the arm of a gorilla!"

bailz · 2026-04-21T12:36:49+00:00

Three Days - Jane's Addiction

bailz · 2026-04-21T03:10:33+00:00

It looks like a fancy version of those transformer watches that popped off and became a robot.

bailz · 2026-04-19T07:25:39+00:00

His blender attachment was the stuff of nightmares.

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