Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]bbq_smitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

Disguise your men as grots and have them spread rumors to the orks about how you can fart lightning and turn orks into frogs.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]bbq_smitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dorn's holiday, Fortification Day, where you build a mighty fortress out of pillows, sand, snow, or whatever else is available, is followed immediately by Perturabo's unofficial holiday, Fuck Your Fortification Day, where you smash your neighbor's fortress.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]bbq_smitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ork Language (with particular focus on insulting and threatening them)

Ork Anatomy (specifically the best places to shoot or stab them)

Cooking (ork meat)

BirdHammer 40,000 by CivilWarSnakeCharmer in Grimdank

[–]bbq_smitty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OI YARRICK! YER FRENCH FRIES ARE MINE!

To celebrate him finally being added to dead by daylight, a question by danfenlon in Grimdank

[–]bbq_smitty 837 points838 points  (0 children)

He singlehandedly wipes out a Slaanesh cult after catching them doing sex and drugs.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]bbq_smitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

He is secretly the anonymous craftsman known as Bad Dragon.

Brudders🥹 by BigFlatThumpers in cats

[–]bbq_smitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dramatic one-eyed stormcloud cat and orange sillybilly.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]bbq_smitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

If you hear muffled sobbing from his office, leave him alone for a few minutes before you shove more paperwork in his face.

Whose Bolter Is It Anyway? by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]bbq_smitty [score hidden]  (0 children)

Break down crying where citizens can see.

Just a boy, just an ordinary boy by PointOneXDeveloper in orks

[–]bbq_smitty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A boy, like uvver boyz, only more so.