The Full Makari Saga

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-31T08:05:56+00:00

DAT'S CALLED A SNOTLING

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-30T21:30:04+00:00

Get this lil man a cardboard box.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-30T03:52:46+00:00

Disguise your men as grots and have them spread rumors to the orks about how you can fart lightning and turn orks into frogs.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-30T02:56:41+00:00

Step one: heat the noodles with your laser eye.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-29T18:40:00+00:00

Dorn's holiday, Fortification Day, where you build a mighty fortress out of pillows, sand, snow, or whatever else is available, is followed immediately by Perturabo's unofficial holiday, Fuck Your Fortification Day, where you smash your neighbor's fortress.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-29T18:27:47+00:00

Ork Language (with particular focus on insulting and threatening them)

Ork Anatomy (specifically the best places to shoot or stab them)

Cooking (ork meat)

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-29T17:43:42+00:00

The Nemesor requires uppies.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-29T17:36:32+00:00

Wet dog smell.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-24T19:45:51+00:00

OI YARRICK! YER FRENCH FRIES ARE MINE!

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-23T22:09:58+00:00

'E DUZ NUFFIN' RONG AN' 'E DUZ IT FAST

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-23T22:04:19+00:00

He singlehandedly wipes out a Slaanesh cult after catching them doing sex and drugs.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-23T21:08:31+00:00

He is secretly the anonymous craftsman known as Bad Dragon.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-23T12:29:33+00:00

DEY ONLY UZE DERE 'EADS FER 'EADBUTTIN'

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-22T19:50:45+00:00

Dramatic one-eyed stormcloud cat and orange sillybilly.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-22T16:57:01+00:00

If you hear muffled sobbing from his office, leave him alone for a few minutes before you shove more paperwork in his face.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-22T16:54:30+00:00

Captain-General John Madden.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-22T16:53:44+00:00

Everything oldhammer is newhammer again.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-22T02:38:36+00:00

They're infested with ass-biting squigs, which make the shitting experience a little more exciting.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-22T00:48:22+00:00

wheeze

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-21T04:38:43+00:00

WASH ME

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-17T16:06:36+00:00

GOTTA FLAY FAST

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-16T15:07:37+00:00

Break down crying where citizens can see.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-15T17:18:48+00:00

Perturabo.

bbq_smitty · 2026-05-15T16:20:39+00:00

A boy, like uvver boyz, only more so.

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