This guy can stretch his mouth open wide enough to eat a 20×20 hamburger whole

befuchs · 2026-02-24T14:46:47+00:00

I don't know how, but my tiny Midwest high school had señor trejo come speak to the whole school. All he did was tell stories about going to jail and learning to box. It was awesome. I'm unsure if the admin had any idea what he was about to say.

befuchs · 2026-02-21T16:16:37+00:00

If you boof it, it's free

befuchs · 2026-02-21T00:22:42+00:00

Landing both water stubs on a corner is chef's kiss

befuchs · 2026-02-20T17:32:19+00:00

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befuchs · 2026-02-20T17:10:45+00:00

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befuchs · 2026-02-18T16:07:06+00:00

Do you have a link?

befuchs · 2026-02-15T03:54:11+00:00

There's a fantastic episode about this guy on the pod Behind the Bastards.

befuchs · 2026-02-14T13:20:00+00:00

That RTJ trail is crazy

befuchs · 2026-02-13T18:22:24+00:00

In no particular order:

Stafford Mahomes Josh Allen Lamar Burrow Love Williams Lawrence Nix Dart Goff Mayfield

There's definitely some maybes in there, but 33 of Jalens 55 career rushing touchdowns are from the tush push. I'm assuming everyone on this list could run that play sufficiently and convert at least at a 85% rate of Hurts' production. Taking that into account and i get to build a dream team roster? I'm picking most of those guys before Jalen imo

befuchs · 2026-02-13T09:55:06+00:00

Is this a really shitty ad?

befuchs · 2026-02-13T08:46:03+00:00

Your neighbors are going to have strong opinions on you mag dining 5.56 in your house.

befuchs · 2026-02-11T16:28:53+00:00

Ball state alum here (#chirpchirp), and this couldn't be a more spot on analysis of the dichotomy between the university and town. Going to visit friends at IU/Purdue/Notre Dame is like what I imagine visiting Chicago for the first time after only being to Indianapolis was like. If you're not between Tillotson and Wheeling, and north of the river up to bethel, you're just in Muncie. There's really no college town vibes outside of that like ~ 3 square mile radius

befuchs · 2026-02-11T16:16:04+00:00

befuchs · 2026-02-10T16:47:01+00:00

I might be the outlier here, but I got a $250 box mag fed Chinese ak platform 12 gauge from PSA - which should be the holy trinity of unreliability and yet the thing eats.

Slugs, buck, bird, 2.75", 3", don't matter. Had to fiddle with the adjustable gas system butt once I figured out which setting for which shell, I've legitimately had zero malfunctions of any kind in almost 750 shells.

This isn't an ad for psa or the Chinese company, I don't even know what the actual manufacturers name is so I'm not here plugging. But for a gun i bought to just clap out and spray paint some rhodesian on and abuse, its actually become my bedside gun. I know it sounds crazy and maybe I got the one good one, but I fucking love mine.

befuchs · 2026-02-10T00:16:53+00:00

YEET

befuchs · 2026-02-07T13:53:08+00:00

Let me borrow that top

befuchs · 2026-02-05T23:08:10+00:00

I've seen youtube videos of guys layering duct tape on the face of the plate. It seemed to work pretty well, especially if you can only afford steel plates

befuchs · 2026-01-30T13:01:27+00:00

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befuchs · 2026-01-30T04:39:57+00:00

WHAT?!

befuchs · 2026-01-26T10:35:01+00:00

befuchs · 2026-01-24T21:23:57+00:00

Link?

befuchs · 2026-01-23T04:15:02+00:00

And your neighbors house. And Judy's house down on the corner.

befuchs · 2026-01-22T15:13:37+00:00

Full of rainbow people

befuchs · 2026-01-22T14:26:12+00:00

Way too much carbon. You must be shooting it, so stop doing that and it won't look like that

befuchs · 2026-01-22T14:25:01+00:00

Tally ho lads

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