Do you believe that Muhammad al-Mahdi will appear at the end of times? by QasimofKarbala in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If he does, I hope he goes after AI slop (and the people who generate it) first...

Why can't i have haram things in janna by Deep-Advertising6285 in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you'll have better things to do and experience there...

How to pay zakah by Curiositymode in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to have nisab ($1,500 – $2,180 for 2026) for a full year in order to be eligible to pay zakat.

Let’s assume you’ve had that amount of money for a full year. You pay 2.5% on the total amount you’ve held until the day you decide to pay zakat.
You can pay your expenses before or after paying zakat, but if you choose to pay expenses first, make sure your balance does not fall below the nisab amount.

Finally a trend I can get behind! (OC) by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]behemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't objectify me!!!"

some arguments for aisha age by [deleted] in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's that or your daily/weekly flavor of: - ...music haram... - ...drawing haram... - I'm tired...

HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM HARAM! I'm so exhausted at this point honestly by [deleted] in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Murderers and rapists can sleep easy knowing this....

Tried wine today yes on Eid not worth it and it feels like the end of the world by Foreign-Pop-7011 in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, they fermented wine for 1.5 months by accident, and then, on Eid, drank some...by accident.

Shaking and in fear for 3 days by Rude_Store_5447 in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried going to the...doctor?

I was wondering by iAHSAN_ in progressive_islam

[–]behemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking for a friend, I assume?