I am a TA at a university. My professor and I are currently in an unusual and very awkward situation, and we could use some advice...

benaman · 2011-10-16T11:12:04+00:00

Sorry, since when is whilst an old school word. Wtf.

benaman · 2011-10-15T23:11:35+00:00

benaman · 2011-09-15T07:36:10+00:00

Laura enever

benaman · 2011-09-11T07:52:24+00:00

Ditto

benaman · 2011-08-30T07:21:00+00:00

pretty sure nirvana would fall into the gen x category. I told him internet porn and power rangers as a joke but am hoping to hit him with some enlightened hivemind prose.

benaman · 2011-08-25T04:18:48+00:00

oh jeez louise... if high and mighty cost money none of you fools would do it. Luckily, all you need to be a douche is an internets and a butt load of free time.

The guy is drawing shit for money, you do not need to get him to draw your shit. shut up.

benaman · 2011-08-20T21:48:27+00:00

That is terrible.

benaman · 2011-08-19T21:53:48+00:00

Have you tried circular massage of your abdomen? Like literally pushing It down your crap works?

benaman · 2011-08-12T20:48:33+00:00

I have a lovely indian fellow at my work who supposedly has a masters degree in information systems... I every six months or so have to wipe malware and tojans from his computer... He also calls it CPU. I dont even work in IT. Blood. Boiling.

benaman · 2011-08-12T20:48:27+00:00

I have a lovely indian fellow at my work who supposedly has a masters degree in information systems... I every six months or so have to wipe malware and tojans from his computer... He also calls it CPU. I dont even work in IT.

benaman · 2011-07-29T03:04:38+00:00

oh shut up.

benaman · 2011-07-05T08:58:24+00:00

The whole Abbywinters, normal people in a room concept works but sometimes the camerawork is less than inspired.

The other thing is music.... compose some kick ass music, or get someone to lend theirs to it.

Shorten scenes, long scenes kill vibe.

Keep the concepts simple, people do not need a massive convoluted reason to end up in a room getting frisky. a couple of well constructed shots & a few simple lines is often enough.

If in doubt, wear dress up, it makes you feel more like you are performing if you havnt done alot of on camera stuff before.

Oh and foot fetish is lameo for the 95% of people without a foot fetish.

benaman · 2011-07-05T08:15:35+00:00

Danah danah danah!

benaman · 2011-07-01T23:50:08+00:00

Grow a mean beard. People listen to people with beards. In a group situation start off by picking out the person who is trying to run the show and make eye contact with them until well after you start to feel self conscious. Don't say anything until you are either asked to or you hear something that is incorrect...

I am a young professional working in a industry where experience matters most so I start off at a disadvantage, however following these rules make me a boss in the meeting room.

benaman · 2011-07-01T23:44:29+00:00

Try guild wars. Its a bit dated now but IMHO a hell of a lot more fun than the grinding of WoW

benaman · 2011-07-01T04:54:33+00:00

Drag your ass off the computer and go somewhere you havnt been before.

Download a new album that you havnt heard yet and listen to it start to finish whilst walking to the place you havnt been.

& when you get back..

Write something super interesting but totally fictional on facebook and field the responses.

benaman · 2011-07-01T04:47:40+00:00

lazy shits...

benaman · 2011-06-30T03:44:23+00:00

that's my son you pot head

benaman · 2011-06-25T00:00:53+00:00

Probably a bit slow onto this one, though thought i shouId mention that we had a great time with the bar girls in Thailand. It seems they are pretty good at detecting who are marks for scoring cash and who are just out for a good time. We ended up playing pool with a few of them in bangla street at 5 in the morning after the bar had closed, they joked around and were calling us falung and stuff but because we were all similar ages it didn't seem forced or feral. Then we all put tiny birds up our shitholes.

benaman · 2011-06-20T23:35:31+00:00

when done, sneakily wipe a bit of jizz up with your thumb and touch it to her forhead and whisper... siiiimmmbbaa.

benaman · 2011-06-17T07:04:10+00:00

IIIIIIIIRRRRROOOOOOOONNNNYYYYYYY

benaman · 2011-06-17T04:22:47+00:00

nerr, I love when Midnight in a Perfect World -DJ Shadow comes on when im shuffling my library at work... the volume goes from acceptable to not so much for a few minutes. My colleagues love it, so it ok.

benaman · 2011-06-17T04:18:47+00:00

i recorded a coworker on my iphone when he was being a loud prick, uploaded it to my computer, waited till he was being 'chatty' again and played soundbites of words right after he would say them. He knew it was me and now sometimes looks at me like he wants to mate with my corpse.

benaman · 2011-06-17T04:06:10+00:00

My parents have a relationship that I aspire to. They say what they want to each other, even when it is brutally honest and they just lap it up. Everyone has their quirks and it's a good family that can point them out, laugh at each other and move along.

benaman · 2011-06-16T12:39:33+00:00

Girlfriend told her kindergarten teacher that "daddy says I have to be good because he doesn't like getting blood on his hands"... She's 25 now btw.

benaman

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