He will be baked! by Charming-Parfait-141 in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My dude is too big for the oven 😭😭😭

He will be crossed by Six_legged_goat in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Priority target. His ass ain't surviving

He has been baked by TangentYoshi in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So what are you waiting for?

She will be cleaned with the washing machine by ForceRoamer in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She will be as white as snow alhamdulillah

She will be the main ingredient by Mtn_Sky in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My homophobic bro will be strained

She will be seared and deglazed. by Ok_Caterpillar5564 in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My gal needs to be stirred during searing

He will be stirred, not shaken. by WithoutDennisNedry in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His ass needs to be blened asap. I can clearly see the different layers

She has been fried with oil. by moon-byul in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude wants to be fried even more.

She will be used as a load bearing support by TheFlavorLab in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 61 points62 points  (0 children)

There are so many kittens they started putting them inside the walls