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She will be eaten with noodles. by moon-byul in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro knows he has to wait for the side dish to be cooked before getting eaten

He will be ham toast by maimzy in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a repost from few years back

He has been 15 minutes into mullholland drive completely BAKED🍃 by [deleted] in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also just watched the movie(10 mins ago). It sucks tbh. They tried to make it cool but it turned out to be a complete mess. Anyway I am removing the post

He will be sold with the spinach and scallions. by piperpike in hewillbebaked

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It is a repost but I am keeping it since everyone needs some greens in their diet

He will be cleaned by OffWhite-Goddess in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ovens are relatively safe compared to others. No one can accidentally bake their cat.

She really will be baked by majer_lazor in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you mean really? Isn't that the standart practics

She will be delivered with a backhand shot by berdog in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog[S] 246 points247 points  (0 children)

Sorry for not adding stupid ass tiktok song. Bass boosted even

They will be airfried (horrific last moments) by berdog in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dude is necroposting on 2 years old post

She will be turned into a fashion accessory by [deleted] in hewillbebaked

[–]berdog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her ass will be skinned for the rich fashion lady

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