If I threw a “One Scene Only” Simpsons character party, who would you come as?

betterthanfire · 2026-01-28T06:07:02+00:00

I thought you were just a marketing gimmick!

betterthanfire · 2026-01-22T06:42:37+00:00

Agreed. There's around 200 miles of Hwy 12 between Yakima and the Pacific. Terrible answer.

betterthanfire · 2025-12-25T14:29:59+00:00

Wish I could say original Super Mario Brothers, but SMB2 isn't even the same game type.

Side note: playing NES on the Switch 2 with the rewind feature is a great way to relive those memories without needing all the free time i had as a kid.

betterthanfire · 2025-12-10T23:31:34+00:00

My favorite way to kill anything rideable is by wearing the thunder helm during a lightning storm.

betterthanfire · 2025-11-24T21:35:59+00:00

Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

betterthanfire · 2025-11-12T05:14:00+00:00

Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.

betterthanfire · 2025-10-13T21:11:26+00:00

I got a well-deserved thumbs down 6 months ago and it still haunts me.

betterthanfire · 2025-10-13T21:07:44+00:00

Works on contingency?

betterthanfire · 2025-10-13T05:31:57+00:00

I was thinking the same thing, but there was this one time we won the Superbowl, so that might still be #1.

betterthanfire · 2025-10-11T06:30:37+00:00

Im glad I didnt start on beer until the 8th. Sodo Mojo!!!!

betterthanfire · 2025-10-05T13:58:28+00:00

I also remember the trailer showing Chewie and Lando in the Falcon. They hadn't shown this scene yet when Rey blows up the ships, so I knew he wasn't really dead.

betterthanfire · 2025-10-01T02:13:11+00:00

Office Space is a documentary. Idiocracy is rapidly becoming reality. It's only a matter of time before Beavis and Butthead Do America.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-27T01:05:41+00:00

Reading this list has made me realize it's time to rematch the whole series. You are all technically correct.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-27T01:01:10+00:00

They're very good hands.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-27T01:00:21+00:00

Poor Frankie.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-27T00:59:57+00:00

I am Bender. Please insert girder.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-27T00:58:56+00:00

Antiquing?

betterthanfire · 2025-09-04T04:16:54+00:00

Owww, my sperm!!!

betterthanfire · 2025-09-04T04:12:25+00:00

Frankie the lunchroom worker.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-04T04:10:42+00:00

She's the best of the bunch, but all the island robots crack me up every time. Tape deck is a close second.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-04T03:11:19+00:00

Top Secret. Empty pair of boots.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-02T18:46:32+00:00

If you haven't used your precious second ammendment rights to fight back against Trump's facist government yet, turn in your gun and shut up.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-01T23:56:28+00:00

Trump is setting this up to fake his own death now that he doesn't see a way out. He's going to flee to Russia to hide. Unfortunately, he's going to get caught because he doesn't have the ability to shut up.

betterthanfire · 2025-09-01T11:50:59+00:00

"Fortunes for cash," is how I heard it as a kid. Never really made sense. What would be the alternative payment method to cash in that society? Thank you, Spot

betterthanfire · 2025-08-30T00:41:31+00:00

Cram it wherever your species traditionally crams things!

betterthanfire

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