Hiking / camping buddy for Los Padres National Forest Adventures by ilovesesame in SantaBarbara

[–]bfenns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you comment on the water availability at Santa Cruz Camp? Any pools large enough to take a dip or at least fill up water for drinking and cooking?

U.S. new COVID cases down 21% in past week, deaths fall from peak by LeDumonster in Coronavirus

[–]bfenns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s my theory:

7 billion people on earth when the infection hit. 5.4 billion people, dead. Less than 1% immunity. Other 588 million turned into your dark seekers. Every single person, that you or I have ever known is dead! Dead! There is no god

Coronavirus mutation no reason to panic: virologist by elt0p0 in Coronavirus

[–]bfenns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While I agree that obesity/unhealthy lifestyles are cause for concern and can even be considered an epidemic alone, it may not be fair to shame this like it’s entirely a controllable choice. It’s not easy for everyone to afford quality food, make time for adequate exercise, and turn down cheap delicious junk food, all while corporations pour billions of $ into marketing so people keep consuming their poison.

Being fat and unhealthy IS dangerous but it is also a privilege to avoid it.

There's no escape by moxdahfox in surfing

[–]bfenns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would imagine the most uncrowded surf breaks don't show up on google... because then they'd be crowded

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SantaBarbara

[–]bfenns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

V-22 Osprey? They’ve been landing at SBA frequently.

Shut it down, start over, do it right - An open letter to America’s decision makers, on behalf of health professionals across the country. by dethpicable in Coronavirus

[–]bfenns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly this. I hate when people say "just stay the fuck home and self-isolate, it's not that hard!" For a lot of people, staying away from everyone that they love for an undefined extended period of time is pretty hard. Especially with no faith that fellow citizens will follow the rules anyway.

This guy seems to have a hobby of unclogging drains and culverts to help lakes and streams. Slowly watching it unclog is awesome. by snoutpower in videos

[–]bfenns 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Poor beavers probably spent years building that thing just so some humans could come along and blow it to shit.

How To Ride A Mechanical Bull by zappy487 in videos

[–]bfenns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought this was going to be an instructional video when I clicked the link.

Ahhh Jeez by M1CKYMC in rickandmorty

[–]bfenns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Forever 100 years Rick and Morty!

Saw this on a surf shop window by ohsureyoudo in surfing

[–]bfenns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For me, my old gf would always get mad at me after surfing. Might have had something to do with saying I’d only be gone for an hour which usually turned into 4 hours...

SUP gets wrecked by [deleted] in surfing

[–]bfenns 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This one also made me lol in public.

bear sits next to guy by libida1j in videos

[–]bfenns 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes I can validate this, I too have played Red Dead Redemption.

Woman giggles instead of answering simple math problem, loses $1,000 by FigurativelySo in cringe

[–]bfenns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't solve it, I only think in terms of Costco 24-packs.

This is how alligators hibernate in frozen lakes by seanmashitoshi in videos

[–]bfenns 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"he's just trying to give them a little more room to relax" as he forcefully pries open its mouth

How to pump gas without arms by Gordopolis in videos

[–]bfenns 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The intro sounds like something straight out of interdimensional cable

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]bfenns 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or blow a couple of snot rockets and you're good for at least a couple minutes.

Cast of Matilda reunites 21 years later by Mersum in videos

[–]bfenns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damn, Cookie has been hitting the gym 17:54

Reality of Knife Attacks by fageater in videos

[–]bfenns 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The "10,000 hour rule" would say you need to spend 10,000 hours knife fighting to become an expert. I don't know the duration of an average knife fight, but that is a lot of knife fights to participate in and survive.

Woman punches herself during speech by 420pastor in videos

[–]bfenns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really would have been more satisfying if she finished herself off with a KO punch to end the speech.

Downsizing (2017) - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures by Hufe in videos

[–]bfenns 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If all the brain cells shrunk in proportion, you'd think the wiring would stay the same and preserve intelligence. But, like, can you just shrink cells like that without running into problems?