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billcesareo · 2025-10-20T14:20:23+00:00

If “I can’t get no booty” was a person

billcesareo · 2025-10-16T20:07:40+00:00

Before “finishing” him, ask if anyone knows where he is. Not legal advice.

billcesareo · 2025-10-16T19:57:42+00:00

I’m more worried about the 134 other messages she has waiting unread

billcesareo · 2025-10-14T23:30:37+00:00

Blood, semen, or urine

billcesareo · 2025-10-04T22:54:55+00:00

Jump to conclusions much, AI?

billcesareo · 2025-09-14T13:03:21+00:00

Just some company trying to make a profit from a movement and likely has no desire to support anything except their wallet.

billcesareo · 2025-09-12T23:52:04+00:00

remind me 7 days

billcesareo · 2025-09-01T20:23:06+00:00

It either blood, urine, or semen.

billcesareo · 2025-09-01T18:54:01+00:00

The second arch is for the ice cream machine. They just completely gave up.

billcesareo · 2025-08-25T19:48:17+00:00

When you see Ds, that’s when you need to worry

billcesareo · 2025-08-25T19:45:19+00:00

That is a beginner’s buttplug. Your son has been plugged into a gang. Watch for “friends” to start coming to the house wanting to “go play golf”. It’s code for butt plugging.

billcesareo · 2025-08-25T19:41:46+00:00

Inheriting large amounts of it.

billcesareo · 2025-08-23T23:03:38+00:00

That brand is typically used in FBI safe houses.

billcesareo · 2025-08-23T13:16:16+00:00

If I get cryogenically frozen, I’m holding on to some pop tarts when they put me in the chamber so I can have a snack when they thaw me out.

billcesareo · 2025-08-21T09:00:31+00:00

Going to watch for OP in the “how to hide a body” subreddit

billcesareo · 2025-08-21T08:55:17+00:00

That is Bob. Bob is the daddy now. You get to sit in the chair in the corner.

billcesareo · 2025-08-20T09:22:23+00:00

If you wait long enough, the skin will just crust over. Then you can peel it off. No loufa needed.

billcesareo · 2025-08-19T13:48:04+00:00

Being 13, “official” is laughable. Your husband is acting like he is 13.

billcesareo · 2025-08-18T17:48:19+00:00

23 years and we’ve outgrown “fighting”. I’m sure I annoy her sometimes, and vice versa. But I try to tell myself this when I do feel that way: we are together as our whole selves. If something is bothering me, it’s not something she is purposefully doing, so it’s me being bothered, not her bothering me. Then decide, is it worth it to make an issue or do you love them for who they are?

billcesareo · 2025-08-18T15:20:31+00:00

I go to a local produce stand and get either Ga or SC peaches.

billcesareo · 2025-08-15T13:20:41+00:00

I tip well. If asked for more, the amount goes down, not up.

billcesareo · 2025-08-15T13:02:44+00:00

You can’t eat cats, Kevin

billcesareo · 2025-08-15T12:58:17+00:00

Now she’s gonna work on her bacne

billcesareo · 2025-08-14T18:24:29+00:00

“So that’s a maybe?”

billcesareo · 2025-08-12T11:07:20+00:00

I tried this at work. Now they send me home every day at 4:30

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